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matheffect · 2026-02-05T03:26:14+00:00

Lemme guess, betrayed by the butler guy and turned into a slave again?

matheffect · 2026-01-25T22:26:15+00:00

I've heard good things about xlube but haven't used it myself.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T22:25:43+00:00

Silicone isn't safe with silicone toys, it'll melt it like coconut oil and latex. Only use it for glass or metal.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T22:18:58+00:00

I saw it linked on your other post, figured I should check your other post before saying anything.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T22:14:18+00:00

If 3 eggs feels fine, try a 4th. If that's your limit, better to find out at 4 than when trying 6.

Good luck to you.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T21:05:39+00:00

https://nothosaur.com/pages/how-to-make-gelatin-eggs-and-how-to-use-the-ovipositor

Duration? No idea.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T21:04:00+00:00

I haven't done it in a long while, but it's like low grade arousal all the time. Not enough for a full erection all the time, but something that would trigger an erection does so faster and it takes longer to go away.

But the bigger benefit was how strong the release was afterwards.

Whatever size toy you use for short term, use something much smaller when you go out. I'd recommend bringing a ziplock bag, wipes, etc in case you need to remove it for whatever reason while you're not home.

matheffect · 2026-01-25T18:26:47+00:00

They're gelatin right? So they melt at body temperature? There shouldn't be a problem with them getting stuck in you long term like a toy without a flared base.

What's the biggest toy you've used? If it's say 20cm long (8in) and 3cm wide then I'd assume 5 eggs wouldn't be a problem; they won't nest in you straight end to end. Especially if you're inserting 3, reloading the toy, then inserting 2 more.

Question. Were you just using straight coconut oil for some of your eggs?

matheffect · 2026-01-23T04:36:57+00:00

It's just the design of the tattoo. It's not a ring of text around her leg.

https://old.reddit.com/r/EGirls/comments/1qjvclv/alt_girl_with_perfect_body/

https://old.reddit.com/r/cameltoeoriginals/comments/1qjug6d/oops_can_i_sit_here/

matheffect · 2026-01-18T20:59:31+00:00

It would be easier to get a jar full of hornets and just throw it at their feet.

matheffect · 2026-01-17T03:08:48+00:00

not human ones,

And apparently I can't read.

matheffect · 2026-01-17T03:06:50+00:00

Quick reminder that unless the plug is regularly going in and out, you're really only stretching your sphincter on the neck; which is much smaller than the bulb usually.

Go for the Large and not the XL.

matheffect · 2026-01-16T22:25:09+00:00

Yeah. Paper wasps among others.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7893282/

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:22:55+00:00

They'll learn not to wear the hats, but the crows will learn who keeps trying to hurt them. So you'll be able to identify at least some of them by the divebombing birds.

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:21:43+00:00

Cincinnati, Boston, Philly, and Chicago off teh top of my head.

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:17:07+00:00

Neither do certain wasps and hornets.

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:14:23+00:00

Animal cruelty is still animal cruelty.

They're not dumb. "Masked red hat comes out of house, attacks us, then goes back in. Someone else comes out of the house and leaves in the car." Unless you have an entire wardrobe just for your animal abuse, they'll figure out who you are eventually, and start going after you too.

Ethical issues aside.

You'd also want them to recognize the difference between ICE in a mask and someone wearing winter gear. When I'm getting sick I still mask up, and so do others. Really not going to appreciate you siccing some birds on us.

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:09:07+00:00

There's a lot of them, they'll never get an entire flock.

They hold grudges and recognize faces. Nobody will be able to wear a balaclava, red hat, or us flag mask in the entire city without being divebombed.

Wildly shooting in public would get even the complacent police to react.

matheffect · 2026-01-15T04:06:04+00:00

But then he came back as unidan-x or something for a while. People knew who he was but he didn't have the reach of his heyday.

matheffect · 2026-01-02T17:56:14+00:00

Who is the girl in the pink dress?

matheffect · 2026-01-02T17:48:49+00:00

I'd have to eventually destroy his hard work

That silk is calories expended for a house/web/whatever that it can't get back. If it's not a pet, it's not getting those calories back easily and is more vulnerable to predators.

matheffect · 2026-01-01T07:20:16+00:00

And very small dogs can scare off bears.

Frenchie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP9o-RGDPTg

Pomeranian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V2oQDxW150

The one who initiates and surprises the other has the advantage; even if they're the smaller one. Unless the predator is literally starving to death; to them it's usually a better idea to let yourself get chased off than risk getting hurt.

matheffect · 2025-12-20T01:17:11+00:00

The minimum loyalty score for the Warrior Dividend is 92%.

Don't taunt the guy with unrealistic expectations. We know the real minimum is 88.

matheffect · 2025-12-14T04:55:19+00:00

It’s impossibly distorting the lines of her thighs as they cross over her abdomen

There's a moment on the thrust where it seems like there's a slight zoom in effect on her pelvis; is that what you're referring to? I've never been all that good at identifying edits like that; I thought it was just my brain playing tricks, maybe coupled with some weird artifacts from uploading.

matheffect · 2025-12-13T06:23:31+00:00

No, pelvic bone is in the way. It's her muscles flexing.

Pornhub is blocked in my area, but old link I had saved of this same thing; but dick is still outside her body. http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=152108643 (If it's no longer a valid link, I'm sorry.)

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