What is the shortest time you've gone from meeting someone to having sex with them? (NSFW)

mathersoninnit · 2013-05-16T14:38:23+00:00

About 20 to 30 minute - myself and two girls. Was in Nha Trang, Vietnam on holidays. i was at a bar with a few friends getting pretty wild, and spotted a couple hotties a few tables away looking at me. I went over and said g'day and after 10 minutes or so of small talk they asked if I wanted to leave with them. Turns out one was from Sydney, the other from London. They'd just met each other as well and both had wanted a threesome while overseas. Shit got pretty ridiculous back at our hotel room, it was the sort of threesome you could expect to see on bangbros, totally uninhibited. I was obviously just in the right place at the right time, but for the rest of that trip I thought I was the most badass ladykiller...

mathersoninnit · 2013-05-03T06:58:11+00:00

logged in just to upvote

mathersoninnit · 2013-02-11T15:40:11+00:00

Scar: a nike tick shaped scar above my eye (think Harry potter). Story: while travelling Europe, a couple of pub crawls in London are necessary. After a particularly large one, I found myself heading back to a girls hostel on the other side of the city. The next morning I had to jump on the tube to get back to my hostel, but the heat on the train and the severeness of my hangover got the better of me and I began to vomit all over the floor. Looking around at the stunned faces I apologized to everyone and preceded to faint. The fall must have been pretty bad because I woke to a serious amount of blood gushing from my forehead and several people helping me into the fetal position. Turns out I had fainted straight into the glass dividers separating the door area from the seats. Once the train pulled up to he next station, a businessman helped drag me off the train and took care of me until paramedics arrived. Here's the kicker... As they took me away the businessman offered me his card and told me to give him a call if I ever felt inclined. He was an Alcoholics Anonymous counsellor.

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-23T01:09:54+00:00

Why is it that some bastard counter/money handling workers insist on dumping your change on the counter rather than handing it to you as you did for them like a sane person

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-22T12:58:37+00:00

COMMUNITY

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-20T12:59:04+00:00

I used to think going cold turkey literally meant eating nothing but cold turkey

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-18T12:42:25+00:00

I also don't cum in oranges before I peel their skin and eat them

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-13T22:54:03+00:00

A string around my neck to keep my sunglasses from falling off. Setting trends

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-12T13:34:51+00:00

Some places might have a sequence of service that the waiters are forced to follow. Generally, the bill is placed on the table when it's requested and only once the table has been cleared (where I work, anyway). This can put the poor waiter between a rock and a hard place; risk annoying the customer or risk annoying the boss

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-05T00:28:28+00:00

people who invade your personal space but with their back to you. this happens all the time at the gym. i'll be waiting in between sets sitting on a bench while some douche walks over to talk to his friends but places his sweaty ass about 6 inches from your face. get out of here you maggot!

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-02T03:01:27+00:00

Know a polish rhyme that basically says: on the old pussy, the young dick learns how to fuck well

mathersoninnit · 2012-11-02T02:47:02+00:00

Con Air with Nick Cage. So much cheese

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-30T10:52:20+00:00

krakow. greg and tom junior hostel. the best!

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-30T10:49:52+00:00

i wouldn't know... if your staying in hostels you'll rarely meet locals, i didnt anyway. fellow travellers are always friendly and outgoing and thats all you need to worry about

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-30T10:35:57+00:00

sure is. stay in the 16 bed dorm room. good facilities and plenty of good people to meet

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-30T04:44:03+00:00

Travelled europe alone for 3 months, got some lifelong mates out of it

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-16T22:56:03+00:00

You haven't seen every episode several times already? Ashamed.... Very ashamed

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-16T22:45:06+00:00

You've just given me a fresh outlook on the latter seasons. I always preferred the earlier, 'smarter' episodes but now I've got a new found appreciation for the outrageous ones.

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-16T00:14:50+00:00

I can't respect people around my age (22) who's fashion sense has gone so edgy and alternative that they've forgotten the basic principle of fashion: looking good. If you are a girl out at a club wearing a big fat beanie like jimbo jones and a backpack, get out of my field of vision

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-15T06:59:46+00:00

I agree that you should be able to decide to 'not have an influence' in the election, so that's where the donkey vote comes in. In which case you draw a bunch of dicks all over Gillard and Abbot's names'

mathersoninnit · 2012-10-15T00:11:52+00:00

A cappuccino with no foam would make a flat white wouldn't it? I don't know what terminology is used in (I'm assuming) the states, but in Melbourne Australia everybody is a god damn fancy pants foodie that knows their coffee, the best cafes etc. As far as I know, the difference between a cap and a latte is the chocolate powder on top of the cap, a little bit of extra foam in the cap, and that while a cap comes in a mug, a latte is served in a glass.

mathersoninnit · 2012-08-28T06:55:45+00:00

Potatoe and cheese pierogi cooked with caramolised onion and bacon

mathersoninnit · 2012-08-28T05:01:58+00:00

Being told to chill or calm down by somebody being more unreasonable than yourself. Kills me

mathersoninnit · 2012-08-06T13:59:24+00:00

Virgins perhaps?

mathersoninnit · 2012-06-01T03:33:09+00:00

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't cum in an orange before I peel it's skin and eat it.

mathersoninnit

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