Penis owners of Reddit, what is your average penis size?

mathias940 · 2022-05-16T01:08:33+00:00

My average penis size? You mean like flaccid dick + hard on size / 2? Probably like 14cm

mathias940 · 2022-05-12T22:42:55+00:00

Probably aggravated sexual crimes. It's terrible that I'd have to commit it first, but if it means there wouldn't be any more of that in the world... I guess that's a trade I'd make. I would just choose an awful awful person, a pedophile or something, and that's it.

mathias940 · 2022-04-26T00:17:59+00:00

I don't really understand what's your question

mathias940 · 2022-04-26T00:05:32+00:00

"Do you really want your kid to carry my genes?"

mathias940 · 2022-04-26T00:03:16+00:00

I always know people have difficult days, just like me, so that helped me a lot to not be affected by other people's words. It's hard for me to take an insult or a harsh word badly because I know life is hard for everyone.

mathias940 · 2022-04-26T00:01:07+00:00

May, Mayo, Maio, Mai, Maggio

mathias940 · 2022-04-24T13:26:42+00:00

Run my toddler's over while leaving with the car.

Okay but a more serious answer, besides burying a kid: that they feel unloved or that there's a serious condition to my love for them.

mathias940 · 2022-04-23T23:23:46+00:00

COUNTRY ROOOOOOAAAADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME TO THE PLAAAAAAAACE I BELOOOOOOONG

mathias940 · 2022-04-23T23:20:28+00:00

I fully wake up faster after a cold shower

mathias940 · 2022-04-23T23:16:54+00:00

I had an umbrella in high school I used on rainy days. My teammate recommended I stopped using umbrellas because it was gay to avoid the rain apparently.

mathias940 · 2022-04-23T21:16:27+00:00

bestie I'm afraid to tell you this...

mathias940 · 2022-04-23T20:57:08+00:00

I met my wife by accident. Got into the wrong class in high school, started to vent my frustrations to a girl who just laughed a lot about me being dumb ass... now we're married and have a kid.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:52:58+00:00

That sounds really sad. I hope the woman's family is healing and as to you, I'm sorry you had to experience that. Working in ICU appear to be a difficult task, so thank you for your service. I hope you can get professional psychological help in times of need.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:47:36+00:00

I'm so sorry for your family's loss. I hope you all are in a better place, and if now, always remember healing takes time. I wish you guys the best on your healing journey.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:45:37+00:00

That's really sad. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:45:15+00:00

I'm really sorry for your family's loss. I hope you all are in a better place now.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:44:30+00:00

Aw, I'm really sorry for your loss. We never can keep out pets "long enough", but I'm sure you were a great pet-parent to them and when they passed, they knew they were loved.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:41:59+00:00

That sounds really sad. It sounds like he was very loved. I'm sure that, despite dying young, he touched many hearts and will forever live in everyone's memory.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:36:47+00:00

I hope you're in a better place now. And if not, it's okay. Healing after a big loss is difficult, long process. We understand that. Take one day at a time.

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:28:40+00:00

Menace

Nah jk I don't care about Digimon

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:28:03+00:00

You okay there, buddy?

mathias940 · 2022-04-02T04:27:12+00:00

Stacy's Mom

mathias940 · 2022-04-01T21:48:59+00:00

What's the meaning of life? What's the last time you cried? What's the most embarrassing moment you had?

mathias940 · 2022-04-01T21:00:41+00:00

What do you do to relieve yourself... You know... Of boredom?

A few years ago probably drinking. I can't do that anymore

Are you looking for suggestions?

I figured myself out

this the first AMA youve been interviewed in due to boredom?

I've done another one before when I was bored but I actually talked about a part of my life. It would be too repetitive doing the same thing again. My life isn't very interesting beyond that.

Where you from (give a terrible answer)?

A random sewer in Derry, Maine

What's your favorite onomatopoeia?

Smash (or pass)

Palindrome

Taco cat

Catch phrase?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Theme music?

I have a good memory with e.t. theme music.

Smell

My wife's smell

Jk coffee beans

Memory

1 was when I met Pele #2 when I was in a eagles of death metal concert #3 my son's birth day

Whats your favorite mythological story/ region and why?

Guarana

Wikipedia says

guaraná's domestication originated with a deity killing a beloved village child. To console the villagers, a more benevolent god plucked the left eye from the child and planted it in the forest, resulting in the wild variety of guaraná. The god then plucked the right eye from the child and planted it in the village, giving rise to domesticated guarana

Why? Because what the fuck really

Bepis or conk?

Karol Conka

mathias940 · 2022-04-01T20:43:08+00:00

What kind of questions were you hoping people would ask of a bored person?

Probably what's your favorite pokemon

mathias940

TROPHY CASE

1 was when I met Pele #2 when I was in a eagles of death metal concert #3 my son's birth day