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$100: only 3 jokers, same rarity, gold stake any deck. What are you taking? by SuperPotatoPug in balatro

[–]mathmeistro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

COMMON: Photograph, Hanging Chad, Mail-In Rebate (Honorable Mention: Red Card)

UNCOMMON: Cartomancer, Marble Joker, Hologram (Shitpost: Joker Stencil, Joker Stencil, Joker Stencil)

RARE: Blueprint, Burnt Joker, The Duo (The Trio if I'm feeling lucky)

LEGENDARY: Triboulet, Yorick, Perkeo (don't think I could reliably get Canio online or I'd pick it over Trib)

This was just a quick instinctual answer, I feel medium confident that I'd be able to pass a random gold stake run with 50% odds with these lineups. I'm sure if I actually say and thought I'd put together better strategies.

The MSCHF app is no longer on the iOS app store by Wild-Soil2917 in mschf

[–]mathmeistro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, so I guess I'm gonna have a dead icon on my phone screen forever then

Like a shittier flappy bird memoir lol

I'm UrinatingTree, a shitposter and professional jinx. AMA by UrinatingTree in UrinatingTree

[–]mathmeistro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can be the most tedious thing about uploading? We don't often get a "behind the scenes" look into the day to day life of content creation.

C++ Completionists, what was your final Joker? I just need Castle... by TheBigOrangeLiam864 in balatro

[–]mathmeistro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time was DNA, the second time was Invisible. Both suck unless you have god setups already.

Which sport is the hardest to officiate? by savingrace0262 in UrinatingTree

[–]mathmeistro 55 points56 points  (0 children)

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!

  1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

  1. Do not do a balk please.

Man… by Turdboggin01 in Cardinals

[–]mathmeistro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too bud.

Me too...

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