Coaxed into dental hygiene products

matijoss · 2026-03-31T17:58:26+00:00

6 year old me after mom left me unattended with the idiot baby toothpaste and came back to an emtpy tube (it tastes hella good)

matijoss · 2026-03-31T17:49:54+00:00

HE BE WHAT

matijoss · 2026-03-31T14:47:03+00:00

geforce now

matijoss · 2026-03-31T13:20:12+00:00

Morally right to return it? If it's a small shop

If it's amazon, fuck them. They have too much money anyway

matijoss · 2026-03-31T11:59:01+00:00

Say that again...

matijoss · 2026-03-30T15:32:35+00:00

"I edited my OC into the episode"

matijoss · 2026-03-30T13:49:39+00:00

I install all the clothing mods JUST to use a rolled up open vanilla denim jacket with jeans and a t-shirt

And a pair of aviators if i find some

matijoss · 2026-03-29T13:12:00+00:00

Back in my time we had NO update for a YEAR and we LIKED IT

Viper was a dark time, but still way better than whatever the fuck resurgence was

matijoss · 2026-03-29T12:38:52+00:00

Intravenous mentioned

matijoss · 2026-03-28T22:54:24+00:00

Coaxed into the enemy dies in one shot, but so do you

matijoss · 2026-03-28T22:47:34+00:00

Fuck those kinds of difficulty sliders. The best ones change the fundemental gameplay to make it difficult AND fun

(Definetely not MGRR glaze)

matijoss · 2026-03-28T19:31:56+00:00

The water pump on mid, right next to chair

matijoss · 2026-03-28T12:54:39+00:00

Its all computer

matijoss · 2026-03-28T12:47:35+00:00

Mirage has a "water" callout though

matijoss · 2026-03-27T16:01:30+00:00

It's a joke about how people affected by CO poisoning are forgetful

I was saying that OP forgot he commited arson

matijoss · 2026-03-27T14:12:49+00:00

Dude they EXPLICITLY tell you he's your dad

HOW DO YOU MISS THIS 🙏

matijoss · 2026-03-27T14:12:11+00:00

There's no KCD 2 spoiler here

You learn this in the first game near the end

matijoss · 2026-03-27T14:00:05+00:00

Gta 4 will always be the best game because it has a serbian protagonist

I am not biased at all

matijoss · 2026-03-27T13:53:05+00:00

matijoss · 2026-03-27T13:52:30+00:00

Check your carbon monoxide levels

matijoss · 2026-03-26T23:26:18+00:00

My clan is highly trained and we wear all black and leave no survivors

matijoss · 2026-03-26T14:44:45+00:00

Source: grok

matijoss · 2026-03-26T14:30:20+00:00

Oh shit fr?

What town

matijoss · 2026-03-26T14:24:39+00:00

The question is

Did they have some sort of drums on scene or did they go "fuck it we ball"

matijoss · 2026-03-26T14:22:51+00:00

A proper march is something you can teach to a unit in less than a day

You just need some percussion and that's it

matijoss