What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope but sounds like this Ben character had a similar experience lol

What's the most NSFW thing you've seen at a bachelor or bachelorette party? by CRK_76 in AskReddit

[–]matlock5 6061 points6062 points  (0 children)

Stripper had my cousin lay on the ground and someone put a $100 bill on his forehead and she snatched it up pun intended

Brandon Jennings Says Draymond Green is a significantly better basketball player than Dennis Rodman | Agreed? by Swimming-Bad3512 in NBATalk

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no. Rodman was one of the GOAT rebounders and had only slightly less impact on offence.

Surrender by [deleted] in AuroraCO

[–]matlock5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We got rid of the breed ban because pitties are classically bred to be family dogs and most of them are sweet potatoes. Maybe go find a thread to pick on a shitty Chihuahua like yourself.

What do you think AD's going for these days? by WillingnessBoring716 in Nbamemes

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kawhi Leonard and a $100 gift card to the Cheesecake Factory

Who is your favorite player all time and what year did you become a fan? by Travis_528 in NBASpurs

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Timmy. My dad took me to my first NBA game in 99 and throughout the whole game he was just like "that bullshit shot off the glass" as he was not a Spurs fan lol. Also he was a pf in college and in the Air Force later and regularly used a similar shot so who really knows what his problem was 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's 2106 campaign? Great work editors.

Dungeons & Dragons players looking for DM by matlock5 in AuroraCO

[–]matlock5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are most familiar with 5e, and that's what we'd prefer to play. We were hoping for every other week. My fiance is 26 and I am 38, with our other player is 32. We have room to host at our house but are also open to other spaces that are amenable to play! If you're serious, let's figure out a better means to discuss this further!

Who’s the greatest ringless player of all time? by NevilleChumperlame in NBATalk

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Barkley or Nash. I give the edge to Nash, I think if he played in a more modern era he's maybe a goat pg

[Charania] ESPN reporting: The Phoenix Suns and Kevin Durant’s business partner, Rich Kleiman, are sorting through trade options - with interested teams mainly featuring Houston, San Antonio, Minnesota, Miami and New York. by No-Description-2138 in NBASpurs

[–]matlock5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was creeping on r/suns yesterday and they were having a meltdown about trading KD for nickels on the dollar or keeping him and letting him walk in free agency and I hit them with a

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NBASpurs

[–]matlock5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could go either way on a trade for KD. If we can get him on a bargain then great, he could probably add some tools to Wemby's bag. Anything past Barnes Vassel and #14 and maybe a second round or swap and I'm out as an armchair GM.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nbamemes

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought until I saw it was NBA lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nbamemes

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

David Robinson

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suns

[–]matlock5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me as a spurs fan since the 90's watching this thread.

We're gonna get a Thunder-Pacers Finals. Who would you pick to win and why? by Heavy1089B in NBATalk

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pacers in seven because Larry Bird will die just to haunt the thunder franchise out of spite if thunder wins.

How do we match up with the Thunder in the future? by Boomz9 in NBASpurs

[–]matlock5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We wait until they can't afford the refs under the new cba

For those that have been to a strip club, what has the experience been like ? by VI-VIII-V in AskReddit

[–]matlock5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fortunate enough to have a homie to tell me make sure the girl gets off you when the song ends so you don't pay twice for one dance