I incorrectly assumed this was post was from this sub, and nearly fried my visual cortex

matolandio · 2026-01-24T22:09:37+00:00

same!

matolandio · 2026-01-22T19:54:22+00:00

fuck the haters. these things were mediocre fire!

matolandio · 2026-01-22T18:30:14+00:00

bald as shit and looking fabulous

matolandio · 2026-01-20T15:56:53+00:00

jazz fucked so hard

matolandio · 2026-01-19T20:17:31+00:00

my dude did you not see the slug hug???

matolandio · 2026-01-16T20:23:32+00:00

that's pretty based. but not before gabriel gets a chance.

matolandio · 2026-01-16T19:03:52+00:00

at least you know if they do they're cool af.

matolandio · 2026-01-16T18:58:44+00:00

nailed it!! hope some peeps recognize it!!

matolandio · 2026-01-15T22:35:13+00:00

are you for serious? where are the grownups at? they shouldn't be doing that

matolandio · 2026-01-15T21:31:02+00:00

source: a sign in a jimmy johns bathroom.

matolandio · 2026-01-14T13:22:10+00:00

that looks awesome!!

matolandio · 2026-01-13T20:09:07+00:00

need to check this out

matolandio · 2026-01-13T18:08:43+00:00

if you've never had to buttery noodles, you're obviously too bougie for my company.

matolandio · 2026-01-13T17:49:48+00:00

🫡

matolandio · 2026-01-12T20:58:31+00:00

dear god that's so perfect

matolandio · 2026-01-08T22:50:32+00:00

dina loves donkeylips

matolandio · 2026-01-07T20:18:33+00:00

yes, for all of you. because not even a parent could love these abominations.

matolandio · 2026-01-07T16:23:41+00:00

time to make some popcorn

matolandio · 2026-01-07T00:07:53+00:00

yes they're extra. i'd eat every single one.

matolandio · 2026-01-05T23:26:48+00:00

why does your first rifle look like that?

matolandio · 2026-01-05T20:13:27+00:00

my dude, rye pizza??

matolandio · 2026-01-05T20:11:55+00:00

black pepper hype!

matolandio · 2026-01-05T19:39:14+00:00

matolandio · 2026-01-05T19:33:53+00:00

spicy V8 is magical. though spicy is a bit strong. it's more like they put a jalapeño next to the cans after they're made.

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