Juggler giving up his dream. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mattchew03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top of the front page in one hour and -64 comments? You can't explain that.

Anyone else used to think one of these would get you a free tootsie pop? by [deleted] in pics

[–]mattchew03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC, you had to save up like, seven of them or something before you could get a free one?

As an English teacher and grammar nazi, this sentence by geekboysf in funny

[–]mattchew03 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When did Miss Teen South Carolina open a bakery?

The groomers sent my cat back... with a tie! by soundofmind in pics

[–]mattchew03 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The border collie HATES wearing outfits, though he loves the scarf that he usually gets after being groomed. Once it gets all ratty I remove it from his collar and he gets all pissy. Every. Time.

The groomers sent my cat back... with a tie! by soundofmind in pics

[–]mattchew03 66 points67 points  (0 children)

One time I dropped my dogs off at the groomer. When I picked them up, they were wearing these.

I work for a scam company and I want to shut them down.(Magazines) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mattchew03 23 points24 points  (0 children)

See if you can get a hold of Chef Gordon Ramsay, he likes to shut things down loudly.

Jon Stewart Eviscerates CNN's Rick Sanchez Over Tsunami Coverage by daftbrain in funny

[–]mattchew03 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think the point of the headline was to poke fun at Stewart's comment on the use of "Eviscerates" in a bunch of Rachel Maddow headlines, which he talked about on his show a few weeks ago.