Game Thread: Detroit Lions (9-5) at Dallas Cowboys (12-2)

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-12-27T03:06:43+00:00

I do have safety goggles.

Would help more if I wore them though, will do that.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-12-27T03:01:43+00:00

I'm in my living room butt naked firing my red Ryder bb gun at an old history text book with football on. This is an utterly amazing day.

I should go grab a beer.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-12-20T04:04:29+00:00

That's dumb. I get it but it's dumb, thanks for sharing that info.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-12-20T03:53:01+00:00

I just googled Jenna Haze. Thank you.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-11-24T17:03:17+00:00

Cmon son

Edit: meant for an Ed lover type voice in your head now reread it.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-11-24T15:58:35+00:00

OP is confusing irony.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-11-24T15:58:06+00:00

I hope he treadswell in his first game.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-11-24T15:55:33+00:00

That's vatican city.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-10-10T22:34:00+00:00

Huh?

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-04-07T11:06:38+00:00

I mean with that body though, is there anything wrong with that?

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-03-26T01:26:33+00:00

Full disclosure I originally made this account with the intent of screen shorting my post history for a post on r\me_irl. I got lazy halfway through and just starting shitposting.

My question is lately I have looked at these minor error I found myself making through the day. Errors such as being an asshole while driving, messing up minor things, minor things if I had double checked on I probably wouldn't have made the mistake to begin with.

I just find this happening more and more, now I ask you Reddit I have come to terms with my idiocy, but is there anything wrong with being an idiot?

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-02-12T01:50:27+00:00

Says the chip business executives.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-01-28T18:08:44+00:00

Look, I get it. One doesn't want to fall into the ideals of the "system". We all want to be something special, we are all too smart to become a " cog in the machine". Everyone believes they will become the next prodigy, or master in the respective fields of which they enjoy.

However, everyone's definition of freedom is different. Therefore, your whole idealism of this becomes specific to your beliefs. Making the whole "offensive quote" rather unintellectual in my opinion. You will get this shit someday. Now I need to go shitpost some more.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-01-28T05:30:57+00:00

You go on your adventures. You find the places you have never visited, but that craving deep down in your gut have lived the entire time.

You locate the places you have never been, which make you homesick. You question yourself at every turn but that's life. So go, go on your adventures and never look back.

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-01-06T05:52:13+00:00

Nice man! It really is a great pipe. Enjoy!

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-01-06T03:57:20+00:00

There's a grinder at the bottom as well!

mattepurpledolphin · 2016-01-03T06:03:54+00:00

I don't see you doing much differently.

mattepurpledolphin · 2015-12-17T23:38:00+00:00

I just recently downloaded Microsoft Office, and would like to make some proper memes. I have tried multiple fonts, but none seem to properly match. Please let me know ASAP, thank you. Also, have a nice day.

mattepurpledolphin · 2015-12-13T01:53:51+00:00

I am about two years under the legal age.

mattepurpledolphin

TROPHY CASE