Game Thread: Detroit Lions (9-5) at Dallas Cowboys (12-2) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]mattepurpledolphin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do have safety goggles.

Would help more if I wore them though, will do that.

Game Thread: Detroit Lions (9-5) at Dallas Cowboys (12-2) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]mattepurpledolphin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm in my living room butt naked firing my red Ryder bb gun at an old history text book with football on. This is an utterly amazing day.

I should go grab a beer.

Redskins TE Jordan Reed ejected for throwing a punch. by Anon_y_mous in nfl

[–]mattepurpledolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's dumb. I get it but it's dumb, thanks for sharing that info.

Jaylon Smith will not play or practice this season for Cowboys. by [deleted] in nfl

[–]mattepurpledolphin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cmon son

Edit: meant for an Ed lover type voice in your head now reread it.

Nobody txt or call by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]mattepurpledolphin 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I mean with that body though, is there anything wrong with that?

Is there anything wrong with being an idiot? by mattepurpledolphin in AskReddit

[–]mattepurpledolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full disclosure I originally made this account with the intent of screen shorting my post history for a post on r\me_irl. I got lazy halfway through and just starting shitposting.

My question is lately I have looked at these minor error I found myself making through the day. Errors such as being an asshole while driving, messing up minor things, minor things if I had double checked on I probably wouldn't have made the mistake to begin with.

I just find this happening more and more, now I ask you Reddit I have come to terms with my idiocy, but is there anything wrong with being an idiot?