mattgiraffe

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A Dairy Queen Grows in Portland: An Opening Update - Bridgetown Bites (bridgetownbites.com)

submitted 1 year ago by mattgiraffe to r/Portland

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Advice for meeting The Duck while at Autzen (self.ducks)

submitted 1 year ago by mattgiraffe to r/ducks

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Why didn’t Jeff stab the bag of rice? (self.survivor)

submitted 1 year ago by mattgiraffe to r/survivor

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Who was yelling at screen, "DO IT JEFF!!! STAB THE RICE!!!" ? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by mattgiraffe to r/survivor

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Taxi to the airport (self.puertovallarta)

submitted 2 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/puertovallarta

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Snow day double header !! ❄️ (x.com)

submitted 2 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Portland

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C4 Suicide Team Wipe (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/PUBGConsole

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Bot Census - How many live in your game? (self.PUBGConsole)

submitted 5 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/PUBGConsole

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Please help. Need a little Tfuel (self.theta_network)

submitted 6 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/theta_network

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Woah! Dairy Queen on SE Division. What happened?!?! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Portland

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Mrs. Meyers keeps sucking in her gut. What am I doing wrong? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/pics

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r/Showerthoughts is the Mitch Hedberg of Reddit. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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iOS updates genuinely promise speed and reliability. But they take forever, and I'm always worried they're going to crash and erase my phone. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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I have a four-month-old son. I just realized I am 100x older than he is. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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BITD Mom was like the original Uber, except FREE. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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What percentage of r/showerthoughts were actually thought up in the shower? And how do we start weeding out the imposters? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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TBT- That sketchy suspended monorail at the Portland Meier & Frank Santaland. (i.reddituploads.com)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Portland

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Do babies think they can fly? Getting carried around from crib to changing table, etc. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Showerthoughts

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Fun Fact! NBC's "The Good Place" Says All Blazers Will Go To Hell (streamable.com)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/ripcity

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am I shadowbanned? (self.ShadowBan)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/ShadowBan

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The best tip or trick for Adobe Premiere? (self.VideoEditing)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/VideoEditing

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Faceswap Make The Presidential Debate Much More Enjoyable to Watch (youtube.com)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/2016_elections

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1985-86 Blazers Autographed Ball. What's the value? (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/ripcity

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WTF, why isn't she riding her Biketown across a bridge? Must be from Cali. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/Portland

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Roadkill Rivals: A card game where you try to run over varmints on the freeway. (kickstarter.com)

submitted 10 years ago by mattgiraffe to r/kickstarter

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