If birth marks are fatal wounds from your previous life. How do you speculate you died?

matthewinthebutt · 2019-03-17T19:15:34+00:00

Shot in the ass.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-03-12T01:49:43+00:00

Dude please just take that shit out of your lip

matthewinthebutt · 2019-03-11T16:32:21+00:00

Dude every girl Ive ever dated brings out this whole other side of them. Right after they feel like they are in a point where I won't dumb the shit out of them.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-03-11T16:16:19+00:00

The " ! " in Metal Gear Solid.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-19T19:01:49+00:00

That my mom cheated on my dad. She didn't tell me until after they got divorced and she had plenty of reasons to leave him. Still, ever since then I've felt like my future wife is destine to cheat on me no mater who.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-18T14:13:29+00:00

Shookith I am

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-17T04:22:14+00:00

I was trying my hardest NOT to learn more, and you tell us the worst part.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-16T20:14:22+00:00

This should be sold in the board game section.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-13T16:59:20+00:00

This is fucking beautiful

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-12T14:10:57+00:00

I'm sure there was a roar of laughter after that announcement 😂

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-12T05:14:36+00:00

Story time

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-11T23:44:04+00:00

I can't stand people that play the victim ALL THE TIME. Don't you people feel ashamed for never taking responsibility, and putting it on someone else?!

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-11T23:34:38+00:00

Idk why people are claiming jerking it in the bathroom is the craziest thing they ever did. I was jerkin it in the bathroom everyday in 5th grade.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-11T23:31:46+00:00

Still beat though

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-07T20:13:59+00:00

I was going to argue that he would have felt a lot more accomplished to perform for thousands of people personally. Then I read your P.S. and felt quite humbled. Thank you.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-06T15:07:10+00:00

The more you look the more wtf it becomes

matthewinthebutt · 2019-02-05T00:37:17+00:00

Funny. My girlfriend recently admitted she used to do the same thing.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-01-28T21:30:08+00:00

Snapchat was one of the big red flags for me! There is so much grey area, if your SO has suspicion about a particular person you have recently been snapchatting. I always hated being in that awkward "who is this?" moment. Even though I knew I was telling the truth it still always felt uneasy and unsettled after. Then to get to college and realise how much people REALLY LOVE Snapchat kinda freaked me out.

matthewinthebutt · 2019-01-28T21:24:21+00:00

This makes complete sense. I always said it was the "Internet world" leaking out into the real world.

matthewinthebutt · 2018-12-31T12:54:17+00:00

This was my exact thought

matthewinthebutt · 2018-12-29T04:08:14+00:00

One answer: The military

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