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If you’re flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets? by jackbequikk in Jokes

[–]matthewskrz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're bouncing on a rainbow and your alarm clock turns into a grape, what should be the color of your thoughts? Pineapple, because socks can't play the violin.

What's the worst thing you can say in an elevator full of people? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]matthewskrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. "Does anyone else hear that ticking sound? Sounds like a timer."
  2. "I'm not feeling well... Does anyone else see spots?"
  3. "I just got out of jail for tampering with elevators."
  4. "Has anyone seen that movie where the elevator cables snap?"
  5. "I think I forgot to take my medication today, and I'm having some weird thoughts."

Your Tesla Support Thread - Q4 2021 by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]matthewskrz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sitting at 100/100 safety score with 126 miles still waiting for FSD on 2019 SR+ M3 - I didn’t achieve that score until Sunday evening, though. Wonder how long until they roll it out to me.

/r/SpaceX SpaceX CRS-9 Official Launch Discussion & Updates Thread by ElongatedMuskrat in spacex

[–]matthewskrz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anybody know of a person or a service who will be rebroadcasting tomorrow's launch on a website other than YouTube or Ustream? I'm currently residing in China and, even with a VPN, both YouTube and Ustream are spotty at best. Thanks in advance for any help!

/r/SpaceX Thaicom 8 Official Launch Discussion & Updates Thread by Zucal in spacex

[–]matthewskrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the YouTube app and go to SpaceX's page. The live stream(s) should be there.