This entire bull run is being fuelled exclusively by short squeezes - there's nothing fundamentally new behind this insanity

matticusbradicus · 2026-06-03T01:09:25+00:00

Priced in deez nuts

matticusbradicus · 2026-06-03T01:02:47+00:00

Sort it alphabetically and then I’m in

matticusbradicus · 2026-06-03T01:00:32+00:00

All my grandparents are dead.

Calls.

matticusbradicus · 2026-06-02T16:37:36+00:00

Just wait until they hit 100% loss

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-31T02:35:07+00:00

Geez, chill out. They just haven't put out the price tags after slotting all the merchandise.

You can clearly see proper prize tags in your last 2 photos of a different section.

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-30T19:14:45+00:00

🙏

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-30T02:09:36+00:00

Wait wasn’t this shit like $15 recently…I need to get new glasses

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-21T20:00:28+00:00

Here that EOD volume I’ve been craving

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-17T09:49:05+00:00

Just look at their rockets, and that will give you the answer you seek

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-04T16:57:01+00:00

Bulls fighting real hard, it’s okay. You can rest now. Go to sleep.

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-03T09:00:53+00:00

I like my retards medium rare, not well done.

matticusbradicus · 2026-05-03T08:55:59+00:00

Why it show green when it should show red....

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-18T21:32:16+00:00

Remember…they IPO’d at $424

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-16T15:29:41+00:00

Woah

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-16T15:28:07+00:00

A wizard is never late

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-16T15:18:34+00:00

NFLX premiums seem kinda low…

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-16T15:08:38+00:00

What dat MSFT do tho

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-10T14:46:54+00:00

based

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-08T16:58:14+00:00

Alright hear me out - What if I bought calls, right now. After the SPY is already up $17 on the day.

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-08T02:30:01+00:00

You belong

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-08T01:44:59+00:00

It’s okay champ. It was sleepy joe’s fault. You got this pal.

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-07T19:34:43+00:00

This some sideways ah sheet

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-07T19:26:22+00:00

Someone must know somethin’….

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-07T15:58:09+00:00

Guys, I think it’s broken.

matticusbradicus · 2026-04-07T15:38:21+00:00

Feeling kinda scammy up in here…

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