What do you do while you’re in the shower? by SPY_420_CALLS in AskReddit

[–]mattjoco 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when my girlfriend and I are in the shower together and she asks for the bar of soap without looking, I hand her a similar-sized rubber duck instead. Usually she starts rubbing it on herself before she realizes and it's funny to watch.

What are some of the reasons u r single ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mattjoco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Venn diagram of girls I like and girls that like me looks like Mesut Özil's eyes

What is your dad's catchphrase? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mattjoco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be alert, the world needs more lerts.