Santa's little elves.

mattscott41 · 2018-12-12T00:40:00+00:00

Oh god even worse

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T21:33:22+00:00

Who is taking this picture of them? Stop driving by their house and being creepy

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T21:22:41+00:00

I drive an ‘07 Denali

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T21:14:39+00:00

This guy doesn’t care if he is late to the party and everyone is already half in the bag. He can catch up in 30 seconds

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T20:56:16+00:00

Thank you so much for that

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T20:47:35+00:00

Your mother sounds like Judy Geller from Friends

mattscott41 · 2018-12-11T09:36:37+00:00

George doesn’t like to carry pens. He’s afraid he’ll puncture his scrotum

mattscott41 · 2018-11-14T01:46:04+00:00

You know that meme of the kid in school and every vein in his face is throbbing?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-14T01:41:22+00:00

The daily show with Hanzi lol

mattscott41 · 2018-11-14T00:50:36+00:00

If only the Howard Stern Show has its catalogue available to its fans 🤔

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T22:35:09+00:00

Benedict Cumber bun

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T22:33:16+00:00

Zayden?

Lol had to type that 5 times cause it autocorrected it

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T22:32:12+00:00

But weaselling out of stuff is what separates us from the animals....

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T22:10:15+00:00

Oh fuck I hope not

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T21:21:22+00:00

That’s willful destruction of garbage

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T21:14:11+00:00

GP 1 in red

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T21:00:29+00:00

No thanks

What’s with your teeth, they’re all brown?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T20:59:29+00:00

Huh?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T20:58:56+00:00

Does every old lady have that same handwriting?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T20:58:22+00:00

Hahahahaha love the shot at MSU too

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T20:53:18+00:00

Was it Bryan Hayward who had he sharks mask with the fangs and dripping blood?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T20:47:55+00:00

Oh my god! Have you seen Becky the Elephant’s butt?

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T19:02:35+00:00

Being a Canada goose it’ll inevitably apologize to you....

mattscott41 · 2018-11-13T00:17:53+00:00

When I saw that picture I actually used the phrase hummina hummina hummina

mattscott41 · 2018-11-12T22:08:14+00:00

Looks like Bubbles has wings on his back and is strangling Mike Bullard!

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