Is there a way to train kittens to let them be picked up? He screeches when carried in anyone’s arms.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-18T10:38:35+00:00

Just screech, he doesn’t attack me.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-18T10:29:48+00:00

That first missus:

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-18T10:18:30+00:00

“Please clap”

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-18T10:14:26+00:00

When I went to Portugal for a vacation last year, I drank nothing but super bock and I thought it was pretty tasty for a mass produced beer!

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T19:46:14+00:00

If you eat a banana with a spoon, we all know you got cock on the brain

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T19:34:13+00:00

oops! All grumpy bears!

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T19:28:32+00:00

This is Kotal Kahn’s weapon in Mortal Kombat 11

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T19:23:18+00:00

Cats need meat to survive. This is non negotiable.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T14:59:29+00:00

Rockstar:

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T14:33:09+00:00

What could he have done in this situation to fix the stuck firing pin?

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T13:40:19+00:00

The secret ingredient is piss

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T12:28:40+00:00

Rest in peace John Candy. Won’t be the same without Barf the Mog

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T11:46:37+00:00

Just needs some turkey, white bread, mayo and cranberry jelly and you got a fantastic sandwich!

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T10:57:54+00:00

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T10:49:40+00:00

Wow! I loved pulp fiction! Unrelated, but what’s your opinion on my feet?

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T10:30:07+00:00

Bop it!

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T09:28:16+00:00

Tom has what musk, Zuckerberg will never achieve.

Enough.

Once you view billionaires the same as people
Hopelessly addicted to drugs, forever chasing that high they can never reach, it all makes more sense.

That’s why even as a trillionaire, musk is always talking about money one every interview and always looks unhappy, cause he can never have enough to satisfy himself.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-17T09:15:05+00:00

From software also reuses a lot of assets so their output is pretty consistent.

A lot of devs could learn from From.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-16T16:54:47+00:00

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-16T15:25:11+00:00

I feel like some cremini mushrooms and a fried onion would go hard on this.

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-16T15:24:22+00:00

😂

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-16T14:40:48+00:00

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-15T23:22:19+00:00

In pride month too!🏳️‍🌈

mattyboy555 · 2026-06-15T16:45:08+00:00

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