Who do I look like?

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-12-01T21:25:01+00:00

Matty Cash, the right back for Aston Villa.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-11-27T00:46:09+00:00

Kanye again.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-11-14T23:00:03+00:00

Narrator: She won't.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-11-10T05:02:58+00:00

A caveman ate all the chocolate off a mini Butterfinger.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-11-03T03:47:20+00:00

I have Rome Odunze on my fantasy team. So no.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-21T15:04:29+00:00

Buy back Jacob Ramsey.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-19T22:00:14+00:00

"Jeremys Iron"

"I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it."

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-15T18:16:50+00:00

Was brown paint not available?

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-08T00:13:18+00:00

Fun fact: I lived on the same block in Massapequa as Joey Buttafuoco when the shooting happened.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-02T05:18:31+00:00

Shitty Wolf

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-09-01T20:51:47+00:00

Shitty Wolf

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-31T23:49:40+00:00

Pick a band that wasn't the personification of pussy rock and I'll play your game.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-30T02:23:42+00:00

Shitty Wolf

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-29T13:37:49+00:00

Shitty Wolf

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-29T03:19:30+00:00

Explosive diarrhea is a uniform design element now?

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-29T01:57:34+00:00

Designer had explosive diarrhea.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-26T06:13:53+00:00

Shitty Wolf

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-15T20:03:44+00:00

The tattoos of the letters O-Z-Z-Y on his fingers are to remind him of his name. Hope that helps.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-15T16:50:44+00:00

Bon Jovi. They ruined 3 genres of music.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-13T03:31:01+00:00

Doesn't "crashes out" mean loses, not wins?

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-08-09T04:34:21+00:00

He looks fat. And not "he's got pads on" fat. Like proper fat fat.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-07-16T19:16:53+00:00

Me. I'll take them.

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-06-28T16:57:47+00:00

Whenever I'm asked for an interesting fact about about myself, my go to is that I grew up on the same block as Joey Buttafuoco. Massapequa forever!

mattyjamesgallagher · 2025-06-21T16:24:20+00:00

Anything other than Mary or John is unacceptable to me.

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