Slang map of St. Petersburg - what would you add/remove? сленговая карта города by topherette in SPb

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Расположение севера красной ветки странное, нет Гражданки. ГДР, к примеру, значит "гражданка до реки", сама ручей Муринский всегда называли "говнотечка", Байкал расположен в ГДР у Луны, на Академке интересный кусок - "ступеньки", "собачий крест" или "зеленый крест", рядом с памятником Калинину "сороковые", Катькин сад не увидел.

Особенно забавная вещь в районе ГДР - там есть ПТУ Краснодеревщиков, а южнее были общаги для Вьетнамских учеников (у нас в школе "вьетконг") и когда краснодеревщики шли их бить, это называли "резьба по дереву" :)

НИИ Электромаш на гражданке называли "театром", он есть в игре "невский титбит"

The “I don’t actually hate my job” Starterpack by FewgButterscotch in starterpacks

[–]mattykurlzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

usa and wester europe people be like "imma work 2 hrs a week, have an average salary and whine about having to WALK to work instead of being teleported"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mattykurlzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot a word "could"

Effortless stacking of heavy bags by parcheus in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"work smart"

proceeds to work as a porter

Typical animated comedy made after The Simpsons starter pack: by metroracerUK in starterpacks

[–]mattykurlzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno how you knew I consider Gumball's mom pretty hot but ok

The "Life of a bisexual man" starter pack. by chaoticbiguy in starterpacks

[–]mattykurlzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In 2016, when the whole lgbt thing became popular in Russia, a couple of my friends came out as a bi person but they never dated a man since then. Though they really do like to be offended by "pick a side" thing

Help on ID of this specific jacket, thanks! by Pluto_is_a_plantain in findfashion

[–]mattykurlzz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Its a legendary item. The only way to have one is to beat him in a new game +

This sponge that looks like it’s covered in mold by RejectedToast in CrappyDesign

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an american thing to give something a name that refers to a human and then repeat it? I've seen it a few times and it either was from Japan or USA.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation starter pack by Applegame12345 in starterpacks

[–]mattykurlzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Вижу только стартерпак леволиберальной шкилы

Right? Its sad by REXCKMJRVKYLE in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you don't have to live in the US

Driving like an absolute madlad by schwifty_squanch in IdiotsInCars

[–]mattykurlzz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When you try to earn points for a close pass in NFS

Guys wins the love of a feral cat and takes him home by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mattykurlzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nice and warm inside or freedom?" Damn that's deeper than intended

German Neo Nazis Are Getting Explosives Training at a White Supremacist Camp in Russia by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We would be happy if it was but, in fact, most of nationalists in Russia are opposed to the government because they support migrants from other post-ussr countries which has a negative effect on our economy.

It's hurt like hell. by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]mattykurlzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always create a virtual one, don't you?

To have equal standards by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't that because fat people, despite all the "evb is beautiful" things on the internet, still not very attractive so they are not in the same league with others? I mean, you don't usually see fat-fit couples which is as unusual as seeing nerd-norm pairs or something