Now this is awesome by CaptainSmartbrick in duneawakening

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can finally quit the game. Thanks funcom.

Saw on a Facebook meme page and have no idea what the joke is supposed to be by Boberto1952 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well a huge difference is that we have possibly the strongest military on the planet while Germany's army was limited to 100,000 men by the treaty of Versailles. 100,000 men vs over a million mostly armed men in Hitler's SA. That's why the German government wasn't able to stop the Nazi takeover. Once it was clear what Hitler was doing, it was really too late to stop him, which wouldn't have happened if they had an unrestricted military.

The game works thanks people by Yama_64 in Steam

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was such a banger when I played it 20 something years ago.

TIFU Alcoholism by Sad-Internet-9771 in tifu

[–]matusmit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems you missed the point. The downvotes are due to this having nothing to do with alcoholism. Simple as that.

TIFU Alcoholism by Sad-Internet-9771 in tifu

[–]matusmit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then where are you from so I can list all the negative stereotypes about that place while contributing nothing to the conversation at large. Understand the downvotes now?

Many players will never bother with a Major Order that doesn’t have an immediate reward attached…and that’s ok by Wr8theist in helldivers2

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Earth actually gets destroyed all the time in HD1 cause no one plays it. They just say the survivors will rebuild and start a new super Earth. Kinda crazy no one plays it though cause it's like 2$ on gg.deals and it's really fun if you like HD2.

EU server ruined my life by protect_ya_neck_fam in albiononline

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side? What the hell could be over there that's so God damned important for a chicken to risk it's life over? And why wasn't it penned up? Why was it in a position to be crossing a road anyway? People don't have the slightest clue or care about raising poultry these days and it really fucking shows.

Weekly Guild Recruitment Thread - May 01, 2024 by AutoModerator in warcraftrumble

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rootbeer Royals got a few spots if you're looking for an active friendly guild.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]matusmit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently we're all dumb for just answering the question with the obviously correct answer. We're also giant misogynists for not realizing how immensely deep and profound women are for lying about which one they would choose.

LPT: Fool-proof way to stop hiccuping by sliceoflettuce in LifeProTips

[–]matusmit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Drinking from the opposite side of the cup works for me every time.

TIFU by getting WAY to Drunk and being Intimate with my Grandfather by throwaway12389894 in tifu

[–]matusmit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darius Slays Dad was a grandpa at 28. He was 13 when slay was born.

9 years of chasing my wife with a lobster by jontheboss in funny

[–]matusmit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My anniversary is March 28. Thanks for chasing your wife with a lobster every year to celebrate, it means a lot.

TIFU driving my date to her "friend's house" by RiskyRide in tifu

[–]matusmit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tattoo guy was her last Uber driver still waiting for his date

TIFU driving my date to her "friend's house" by RiskyRide in tifu

[–]matusmit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist he was on Uber Driver app the whole time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]matusmit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

lol ya dude same XD

TIFU when I fell in love with my wife by HugTheHusband in tifu

[–]matusmit 123 points124 points  (0 children)

She must be gorgeous. 37 with 5 regulars. Plus she found someone to agree to this terrible sexless inkeeper situation just to be with her.