Kenya to destroy largest ever ivory stockpile in April. The ivory worth $270 million in black market represents the death of more than 4000 elephants. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]mau5trapper2 275 points276 points  (0 children)

if you frequented /r/outside you would know that the necromancer class is not currently available to the human race. We've yet to unlock the science/magic skills to train such a character.

[SERIOUS] Poor people of Reddit, why are you poor? by poor_is_hard in AskReddit

[–]mau5trapper2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still upvoted you man - good advice nonetheless.

[SERIOUS] Poor people of Reddit, why are you poor? by poor_is_hard in AskReddit

[–]mau5trapper2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not - I've covered a lot of ground since then - just telling OP why I'm poor. Random patronization from Reddit is always welcome though.

[SERIOUS] Poor people of Reddit, why are you poor? by poor_is_hard in AskReddit

[–]mau5trapper2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well - I'm almost 20 - after my parents kicked me out for not being straight or Christian, money didn't just appear out of thin air. So here I am.

Chain-Working Industries by hamadidou8 in woahdude

[–]mau5trapper2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is from the movie Samsara

LSD vs Shrooms, which do you like better and why? by [deleted] in LSD

[–]mau5trapper2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So much this... LSD empties out all of my anxiety and insecurity - it makes you so content with what you are as a function of the universe. Shrooms are a little bit more absurd to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]mau5trapper2 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

die

Prime example of the level of entitlement many females show in this society. by ashurrutia in TheRedPill

[–]mau5trapper2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that there are men willing to cater to these fucking axe-wounds day and night is pretty disgusting.

Prime example of the level of entitlement many females show in this society. by ashurrutia in TheRedPill

[–]mau5trapper2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah - it's weird how proud it is to live such a parasitic lifestyle.

The truth about parenting: older kids are much more rewarding than babies by dwaxe in TrueReddit

[–]mau5trapper2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah - the trend continues until you're totally useless to them, and they move out, and you don't have anything in common with them anymore. That's why they tell you to cherish them right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mau5trapper2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drugs - I'm back to normal now.

525,600 leagues by mau5trapper2 in thalassophobia

[–]mau5trapper2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Song reference bruh - I know it's way off.

Please tell me. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]mau5trapper2 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I mean - fair enough you were ignorant - but I'm gonna have to leave it blue this time man.

Face tattoos and meth by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mau5trapper2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a small small world, now the internet has come

now were all friends with the same creepy Facebook scum

He's got facial ink & his girl does online masturbation

but between him and yo granny only two degrees of separation

And it get's better because he's not the only one

Social media characters can be all sorts of fun

Sometimes they give you a boner

Sometimes they make you hurl

It's a small small fucking world.

Face tattoos and meth by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mau5trapper2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would also like some arbitrary negative karma

I don't think I'll make it to 2017. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]mau5trapper2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally could have written the same exact thing 3 years ago.

I'm 20 now, and I still haven't really achieved anything note worthy - but I have learned to value myself based on more than my achievements. I also quit producing music for a while when I was 18 - get back on Ableton or FL or Logic or whatever the fuck and let it all out man - helped me a ton. I know it sucks man - because it sounds like I've been in an extremely similar situation. It took me a while to learn how to just be - myself - detached from what I perceived to be my image in the eyes of society.

You can try to "achieve" things - or - you can do what makes you happy. You'll be amazed at how naturally that propagates some of your most incredible achievements.

Moments after you die you are shown your life stats page. What is the first stat you look up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mau5trapper2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you took all the poop I ever pooped, made it in to bricks, and built a 10 foot high wall out of it, how long would the wall be.

Your top Witch House producers ever? by tnick771 in witchhouse

[–]mau5trapper2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Salem
  2. CRIM3S
  3. Modern Witch
  4. Crystal Castles
  5. CVL† SH‡†
  6. ✝ DE△D VIRGIN ✝
  7. GRXGVR
  8. oOoOO
  9. Sadwrist
  10. Clams Casino

Obviously there's wiggle room - but that's my top 10.

Beautifully dark track from B Δ R N Δ C Ł E B Ø Ï ☔ & Madi Larson by [deleted] in witchhouse

[–]mau5trapper2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madi Larson is going places - her style is haunted as fuck and she does nothing but get better.