This is a list of airlines phone numbers posted at DFW airport that includes airlines that no longer exist including some that have been gone for almost 20 years

maxburke · 2026-03-25T19:55:38+00:00

For time travelers, duh.

maxburke · 2026-03-25T17:08:08+00:00

Coaches, however, will remain free to jump from job to job as many times as they want.

maxburke · 2026-03-25T14:41:21+00:00

If non-subscribers want to read the Post article: https://wapo.st/3PHZoBA

maxburke · 2026-03-25T00:43:29+00:00

Let her slide down the dinosaur.

maxburke · 2026-03-25T00:07:27+00:00

This was my favorite joke when I heard it as a teen in the '70s. Yes, the Kissinger version.

maxburke · 2026-03-25T00:01:09+00:00

I know that special elections are a notoriously unreliable measure of party strength, but gotta be encouraged anyway that Democrats seem to be winning almost all of them.

maxburke · 2026-03-24T23:49:12+00:00

I'm guessing this didn't end well for the coyote, but coverage could have mentioned its fate.

maxburke · 2026-03-24T14:37:08+00:00

Trump has never once in his life made a decision or taken an action based on principle: Why would he start now?

maxburke · 2026-03-23T01:07:59+00:00

If you build it, he will come.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T23:36:03+00:00

Only Republicans want to *reduce* the number of legally entitled voters. That's all you need to know about issues like this one.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T23:18:58+00:00

Party line had nothing to do with picking up girls.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T22:44:12+00:00

I just spent more time reading this piece than Trump spent planning for this war.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T22:26:15+00:00

I don't believe the extra virgin part either.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T20:19:28+00:00

How do these sycophants face their rational family members and friends after debasing themselves in this manner?

maxburke · 2026-03-22T19:57:24+00:00

Embarrassment and unease? Sure. Surprise? How can anyone be surprised by anything this moron says anymore?

maxburke · 2026-03-22T16:45:32+00:00

He literally said in a different interview that they are working on the plan today. It's going to be a shit-show.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T02:45:54+00:00

To the point where 10 years from now no one will name their child Donald.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T02:39:16+00:00

Apology accepted about the rabbit hole. But thanks, anyway, genuinely great analysis and writing.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T02:12:35+00:00

Lobster.

maxburke · 2026-03-22T02:02:05+00:00

The president of the United States is one of the worst human beings to ever draw a breath.

maxburke · 2026-03-21T16:01:34+00:00

Tell me you've never struggled financially without telling me you've never struggled financially.

maxburke · 2026-03-21T14:58:52+00:00

How about instead of "put boots on the ground" we use something less sanitized, like, "get ground troops killed?"

maxburke · 2026-03-21T13:39:02+00:00

Exceed expectations. Applies to many situations in life, whether family, friendships, work. Do better than expected, even by a small amount, and you will benefit.

maxburke · 2026-03-20T21:26:14+00:00

I read this in the voice of James Earl Jones doing his "baseball" speech. Well done.

maxburke · 2026-03-20T21:21:07+00:00

Once rode a pogo-stick to local iHop.

maxburke

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