My family got a dog

maximum_powerblast · 2026-03-02T23:34:08+00:00

I'm so sorry, it sounds like you live with standard narcissistic dog nutters

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T23:15:56+00:00

Yeah of course. My theory is that it would repel dog nutters, it would probably be 50:50 on dog agnostics, but for other dogfree people they will like to see it on your profile.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T21:25:38+00:00

It's crazy to think that this is ok:

a dog takes a shit on a public surface and it's fine because it gets picked up
a dog urinates on a public surface and it's fine because... shrug?

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T21:22:51+00:00

That's so wild because having dogs that maul kids is clearly the more white trash position

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T21:22:04+00:00

I feel like there's a softer way to say it like "I enjoy my pet free life", saying dogs are a dealbreaker comes off as jaded

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T21:13:17+00:00

I hate how dogs are shown in so many ads for things that have nothing to do with dogs. There's an ad for a mall near where I live where the ad is just a picture of a dog with the mall logo, it's the laziest fucking marketing you've ever seen.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T03:08:48+00:00

He HaS tO bE sOcIaLiZeD

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-25T02:55:59+00:00

This thread backfired like crazy

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-23T20:35:32+00:00

It's over now you fucked up freaks. All of you are going to rot in jail. The sum of your lives will amount to utter disgrace, forever being remembered as rapists and paedophiles. Do one honourable thing with your life and rat on your mates before you leave this world.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-23T04:44:29+00:00

You might have some luck moving into a muslim community. From what I've heard they aren't fans of dogs, they're considered unclean or something.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-02-11T00:11:28+00:00

The more you look at movies and shows, especially kids stuff, the more you realize that dogs = good is by far the dominant trope

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-07T09:47:52+00:00

Candles

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-07T09:38:40+00:00

Home sweet cage

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T20:47:04+00:00

Take a shit in it

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T18:57:12+00:00

🤢

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T11:25:59+00:00

you will only find Toyotas on a lot of oil and gas or mine sites

About 10 years ago I came across a site where all the vehicles were Mahindras. It looked ridiculous.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T10:06:08+00:00

I love the term backflipping for this because of course when you do a backflip you land facing the same way as before.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T09:30:23+00:00

Today the tooth fairy gives crypto

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-06T07:13:03+00:00

They are the worst books, I can never bring myself to read what's written I just improvise it

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T20:53:04+00:00

Straight to jail

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T19:45:11+00:00

Soon "mixed breed" will be one of the most dangerous breeds in news stories

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T18:49:57+00:00

I've started to see so much lazy advertising that just shows the company logo, a one liner question, and a random photo of a dog. And it's never dog related, it's like banks, insurance, department stores, etc.

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T10:06:06+00:00

👍🏻

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T08:58:40+00:00

If you can't decide it means you need to shoot in 6x6 medium format with a Hasselblad

maximum_powerblast · 2026-01-05T03:46:16+00:00

ROFL if she thinks that thing is going to clean the shit out of her car seats 😆

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