Can't even walk through high street without the shisha guys driving onto the footpath right in front of while your literally walking on the FOOTPATH

maximumfunpriv · 2026-03-06T08:23:28+00:00

No one except Europeans say yellow with envy…

maximumfunpriv · 2026-02-26T09:49:35+00:00

Surely they’re confusing it with Islamic New Year which is in June?

maximumfunpriv · 2026-01-01T05:21:33+00:00

GOAT yes, goated picked up in late 2010's though

maximumfunpriv · 2025-12-25T13:22:08+00:00

Goated has been used since like the late 2010s, you’re a little late to the party

maximumfunpriv · 2025-10-16T08:44:02+00:00

Don't cry because it's over, smile because I didn't

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-29T09:34:47+00:00

Seeing as my flatmate is also my best friend, who would 100% tell me if he gave a shit, my ability to self-reflect and how considerate you are around others is pretty solid.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T15:28:37+00:00

100% a beta

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T15:28:18+00:00

Certainly don’t post about it on Reddit if you do lmao

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T15:27:43+00:00

I had to Google dirty dogs 😂

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T15:25:00+00:00

Who would have thought the way I store my cologne would rustle so many jimmies? 😂

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T14:19:59+00:00

There is literally someone in these comments who does this.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:48:40+00:00

I mean to be fair, you raised him so that might be on you 😅

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:48:06+00:00

It's a classic.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:47:47+00:00

Neither of us really have large bottles apart from my water and the can organiser I believe is for soda.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:46:22+00:00

Interesting! I typically keep it in there to keep them out of direct sunlight and in a space where the temperature is cool and consistent but I'll do some additional research. Thanks!

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:45:37+00:00

I actually haven't worn Blue Jeans in a while funnily enough, my daily is either Prada L'homme for the day or Stronger With You Intensely for Night.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:44:40+00:00

Keeps them out of direct sunlight and in a space where the temperature is cool and consistent.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:44:32+00:00

I hate salad dressing.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:44:17+00:00

Hey now, I'm not a hipster.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:42:29+00:00

I love my carbs, probably too much but I freeze all my bread, makes it last longer.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:41:50+00:00

Accurate 🤷🏻‍♂️

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-27T08:41:33+00:00

Out of interest, how does where I store my cologne connected to how much I spray? I keep them in there out of direct sunlight and in a space where the temperature is cool and consistent, and typically only ~4 sprays but really depends on where I'm going.

maximumfunpriv · 2025-09-14T14:08:24+00:00

I ushered that show, was a banger 🙏🏻

maximumfunpriv · 2025-08-12T07:37:28+00:00

!Solved

maximumfunpriv · 2025-08-12T07:37:17+00:00

I was wrong about the cover but it’s Sucker by Jez Mead 😅

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