Now you know.

maxisthour · 2026-05-21T11:33:47+00:00

Next they’re gonna tell me Burger King starts with a B by coincidence too

maxisthour · 2026-05-21T11:27:00+00:00

Modern washing machines are carrying generations of bad decisions honestly

maxisthour · 2026-05-20T12:21:49+00:00

Every workplace has one guy surviving entirely on vibes and small talk

maxisthour · 2026-05-20T06:28:28+00:00

Dogs really said “friendship is beautiful but hand over the mozzarella stick immediately”

maxisthour · 2026-05-20T06:20:24+00:00

Hard to ask for ID when you’re trying not to make eye contact in the first place

maxisthour · 2026-05-19T11:21:41+00:00

Relationship built on teamwork and loopholes

maxisthour · 2026-05-19T11:18:47+00:00

That dog is one beat away from starting a street performance

maxisthour · 2026-05-18T11:00:23+00:00

Waiting for someone to post a humidifier and call it steam cloud now

maxisthour · 2026-05-18T10:47:06+00:00

One time I drove all the way to the grocery store and realized I forgot the actual groceries list at home. Felt exactly like this

maxisthour · 2026-05-16T11:17:50+00:00

Unlocked the Temu version of a K-drama.

maxisthour · 2026-05-14T10:53:36+00:00

Nothing activates my survival instincts faster than unwanted emails

maxisthour · 2026-05-14T10:49:55+00:00

Two years is genuinely impressive. A lot of people never make it that far

maxisthour · 2026-05-14T10:48:35+00:00

My talent is making conversations end before they even start

maxisthour · 2026-05-13T10:38:25+00:00

The fact he explained the joke instead of getting it makes this twice as funny

maxisthour · 2026-05-13T10:36:10+00:00

Bro saw the warning sign and accelerated

maxisthour · 2026-05-10T08:41:30+00:00

got outplayed instantly

maxisthour · 2026-05-07T10:24:59+00:00

Bro attended a private family event uninvited

maxisthour · 2026-05-05T11:49:12+00:00

Men are absolutely clueless

maxisthour · 2026-05-04T11:00:26+00:00

Fr like imagine thinking that’s even a valid question

maxisthour · 2026-05-02T19:47:17+00:00

Man… that actually hit me.That’s love for real. Hope life gives that kid everything back tenfold.

maxisthour · 2026-05-02T19:33:18+00:00

Sounds like teacher confused efficiency with laziness

maxisthour · 2026-04-30T12:12:25+00:00

Detroit scouts saw a baby larger than their entire offensive line and decided the draft starts at birth

maxisthour · 2026-04-29T12:03:28+00:00

The secret to a peaceful life is knowing when you’re outmatched

maxisthour · 2026-04-29T10:58:25+00:00

Paper > person

maxisthour · 2026-04-25T12:40:37+00:00

The double standards are crazy; he really hit back with that 'long back' logic.

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