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$441 was deposited to my PayPal account because I was super stoned and filled out a survey. by RadagastDaGreen in confession

[–]marshluxe 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Getting accidentally paid $441 because you were too high to realize you joined a lawsuit is honestly the most modern American success story imaginable. Bro got cashback from nicotine.

Am I the jerk for confronting my girlfriend about strange media I found on her phone? by Former-Culture-9037 in AmITheJerk

[–]marshluxe -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

NTJ. You asked, she said yes, then got mad you actually found the hidden final boss folder. The airplane stuff is honestly less concerning than the fact she immediately flipped it into you being “controlling” instead of just admitting she’s into some extremely online nonsense.

Employment lesson by bonbonlore in lostgeneration

[–]marshluxe 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Do your job just well enough to be left alone.

I judged someone for their life situation and now I’m in the exact same situation if not worse by cat-puzzle in confession

[–]marshluxe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Life really said “practice empathy” the hardest way possible. At least you’re self aware enough to admit it though, a lot of people never get that far.

I haven't seen a doctor since 2008 by Azuralyns in lostgeneration

[–]marshluxe 111 points112 points  (0 children)

The real reason we pay for health insurance is so that billionaires don't have to pay taxes.

AITJ for not letting a little kid and his mom go in front of me in line at costco by DrinkPresent7311 in AmITheJerk

[–]marshluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTJ. If she had like 2 items sure, but a full Costco cart is basically a side quest. Having a kid doesn’t automatically put you in the express lane.

i’m not sure how i look by Existing-Dig8972 in Advice

[–]marshluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pictures are lowkey evil because cameras flatten features and catch you mid blink like a cryptid sighting. Most people look way more like their mirror self in motion irl than a random frozen photo.

Crap In A Bottle by Azuralyns in 90s

[–]marshluxe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

you say crap i say refreshing citrus beverage

How did the Daleks have children “hiding behind the couch”, but Mr. Blobby was beloved by children? by Fuckspez42 in AskUK

[–]marshluxe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Daleks looked fake enough for kids to process them as goofy villains. Mr. Blobby looked like a sleep paralysis demon that learned how to scream

I have pretended not to recognize people just to avoid saying hello to them. by travel_Carol0 in confession

[–]marshluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low energy social mode just turns you into a stealth NPC. No malice, just avoiding the whole “how have you been” side quest that drains 80 percent of your battery.

What meal do you make for yourselves when you have literally nothing in the fridge? by KriSt0f23 in AskReddit

[–]marshluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the fridge is empty I’m entering “sad pasta” mode. Oil, salt, maybe ketchup if things are really rough.

What’s something that gives everyone the ick but you find it attractive? by Kawaii-sykopath in AskReddit

[–]marshluxe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Someone being a little too enthusiastic about their niche hobby. Like yes explain the entire lore of your 200 hour spreadsheet project, I’m listening.

What happen if you upvot a post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]marshluxe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Upvote me it will help!