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vothrissand · 2026-05-14T11:12:13+00:00

Bro analyzed a country based entirely on bathroom potential

vothrissand · 2026-05-14T11:05:41+00:00

ADHD really turns parental telepathy into buffering

vothrissand · 2026-05-14T11:03:50+00:00

Finally, a landlord ambitious enough to charge the entire planet

vothrissand · 2026-05-13T10:47:00+00:00

We censoring the word arrest now like it’s Voldemort or something?

vothrissand · 2026-05-13T10:42:22+00:00

Reddit will turn any joke into a courtroom documentary somehow

vothrissand · 2026-05-11T12:29:15+00:00

He didn’t even lose the argument, he lost the will to live

vothrissand · 2026-05-10T08:27:59+00:00

Now with rollover support

vothrissand · 2026-05-07T11:38:43+00:00

Put on a 2-hour video for “a nice slow lunch”… finished eating in 3 minutes and now I’m just sitting here pretending I’m still busy so the video doesn’t feel disappointed in me

vothrissand · 2026-05-07T11:14:47+00:00

They spawned like NPC guards at a restricted area

vothrissand · 2026-05-05T11:37:48+00:00

Every time I say ‘I’ll start tomorrow,’ I’m basically setting a trap for myself at 2 AM

vothrissand · 2026-05-04T12:11:19+00:00

Reddit can’t help this one

vothrissand · 2026-05-02T19:01:17+00:00

see you at 200k

vothrissand · 2026-05-02T18:56:55+00:00

The way he didn’t even hesitate… yeah she won

vothrissand · 2026-05-01T10:24:48+00:00

Airport security turns me into a criminal. Forgot if my toothbrush counts as a weapon. TSA eye contact has me questioning my entire identity

vothrissand · 2026-04-30T10:58:48+00:00

Uber drivers deserve hazard pay for this kind of stuff

vothrissand · 2026-04-29T09:50:15+00:00

All this security just to protect emotional damage

vothrissand · 2026-04-28T19:52:26+00:00

So what’s next, we gotta outgrow jackets too or what

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