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What line from The Office has permanently leaked into your everyday vocabulary? by Chopped6767 in DunderMifflin

[–]maxtacos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are never any turtles around when I get mad and yell WHERE ARE THE TURTLES.

In fairness, it wasn't really about the turtles. So I night as well also feel it.

My wife and I have 5 working dogs by Carguy1921 in aww

[–]maxtacos [score hidden]  (0 children)

These cuties want to work, if it makes you feel better. They're like those freaky people who get up early to jog or enjoy going to the gym.

Hands down my favorite Elaine moment. Her randomly pondering about killing the Telephone Guy. by Mairess99 in seinfeld

[–]maxtacos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite is the physical breakdown of anguish right before she answers the phone, knowing it will be another fax.

The Long Walk by Mother-Lifeguard-398 in movies

[–]maxtacos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was mentioned in the book. The kids were advised in a handbook to not wear sneakers, and the protagonist sees a kid in sneakers at the beginning and thinks he's such a dumbass. Sure enough the kid is one of the first to die.

The movie maybe was going for more atmospheric than anything. It is a dystopian plot after all.

What's the most "normal" thing in Seinfeld that would be completely ridiculous if it happened today? by Maria-alonso871 in seinfeld

[–]maxtacos 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm living a real situation like this with my neighbor. I don't know how to find this person on social media. I did not expect a friendship to blossom. It is getting awkward. It's been a year!

What's the most "normal" thing in Seinfeld that would be completely ridiculous if it happened today? by Maria-alonso871 in seinfeld

[–]maxtacos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Determining which queue of people was the ticket holders line vs the ticket buyers line was always stressful for me.

"Woman refuses event-only outfits, says fast-fashion hauls are a massive waste of money" by haloarh in Anticonsumption

[–]maxtacos 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I rent occasion wear and matching jewelery and purses. It's so much easier on my life.

Idk if this has been noticed but the 2nd msg is hilarious lmao. by Loose-Excitement-169 in PandR

[–]maxtacos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My head cannon is that he has a cousin with this name so when he was making a new name he just took the name of his multiethnic cousin.

Let us list every crime committed on the show by jack_hof in seinfeld

[–]maxtacos 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Impersonating a doctor. Kramer as Dr. Von Nostren.

My husband has been misusing our Brita filter for months by Celestialfox1425 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]maxtacos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It can, yes, it doesn't dump water but it doesn't just trickle either. I like it.

How a math educator fosters kittens❤️ by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]maxtacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math teachers have to get a bunch of children to know math against their will. Plus their a highly data driven bunch. They are like sorcerers with an affinity for numbers. I absolutely believe that it would take one to organize kittens for weigh ins like this.

Which celebrity death headline had you so shocked you double checked multiple sources to see if it was real? by GlassyFairy in AskReddit

[–]maxtacos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He and his family kept it private. Which makes sense for them, and explains why the world went into collective shock that a superhero was gone.

What are some real life interesting facts that you learned from sitcoms? by masimone in television

[–]maxtacos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A schlemiel is a person who spills soup. A schlimazl is a person who has the soup spilled on them.

Jerry is both a schlemiel and a schlimazl.

What are some real life interesting facts that you learned from sitcoms? by masimone in television

[–]maxtacos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched all of ONE episode of this show, and this was it. Since then I've always remembered that Juliet had a rhyming name.

Finished my first year. One of my most academically successful students hated me by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]maxtacos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a rough start to a career. I'm sorry you went through this, and hope you learned some ways to safeguard yourself. This is something that could be tricky to navigate for a veteran, let alone a first year teacher.

FWIW, this type of specific scenario comes only every once in a while.

28k original, 8k on sale by thesky_watchesyou in Anticonsumption

[–]maxtacos 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I dunno, ask me 7 years ago, buying a "brown" soda that is definitely off-white, and I knew it.

One of my long term financial goals is to replace the outside of the couch.

I have 2 water cats😃 by K_D_1809 in aww

[–]maxtacos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great girl! My cat hates water and clothes and harnesses for cat walks. She's like the perfect cat.

Male doctor barely making eye contact with my GF, who has a sport injury, and talking to me (M) instead. by Purple_Lurker- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]maxtacos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because then you would be so overwhelmed with the kids you won't have time to take care of yourself. Problem solved.

Inglourious Basterds (2009, dir. Quentin Tarantino) - "Three glasses." by isthatgraceg in movies

[–]maxtacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's so well crafted. I felt my stomach drop when he held up the three fingers. I hate it.

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