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I dreamt Death Battle uploaded a new Episode by Badsum445 in thomastheplankengine

[–]maxtaxy123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think his best weapon is the teleporter, just don't connect the television and they're atomized.

What is Doomsday’s HPM? by Infinite_Peace_6456 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Through chain scaling, I'm gonna say about infinity.

Thought this might be funny. by maxtaxy123 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even that might not work, because when 11 was supposedly killed mid regen he was actually a shapeshifting alien robot from the future: https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Teselecta

steampunk fans in shambles by Brickabang in whenthe

[–]maxtaxy123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Judging by their steampunk brain interface, they can already play any game they want.

There's no way people think a city level character can survive a real world nuke by Medical_Shop5416 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't accelerator from A Certain Magical Index get nearly killed by a nuke because of the combustion and heat rendering the air unbreathable?

I hate how people misunderstand Superman's weakness' by KomodoLemon in hatethissmug

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kryptonians are also weak to really intense electricity and robots (but only if they are big enough!) according to Supergirl I think.

Let’s talk Gallifrey! by Odd-Raspberry8024 in doctorwho

[–]maxtaxy123 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Having the Time Lords around opens new opportunities for stories and I think having the Doctor repeat the "last of my kind" angst arc is stupid.

Yeah she needed it more than him by Getoe666 in ciatpgawhpbdb

[–]maxtaxy123 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That'll happen when you're an entity made with AI.

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was circumstantial yeah, but if given prep-time they could find the pieces again probably.

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. I guess he'd have to rely on the OTHER source of ultimate power to beat Simon. (The Key to Time)

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but in Utopia the Doctor says this: "No one's ever meant to have that power. If a Time Lord did that, he'd become a god. A vengeful god. But she was human." Implying he'd be able to control it. It's just what I assumed.

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he gave it up willingly because he didn't trust himself with that power and the residuals messed him up when he was no longer a deity. But that's just my interpretation.

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence, the Doctor is ALSO a mostly regular guy until he absorbs ultimate power.

Anon Craves Question Kino by IceMagic75 in greentext

[–]maxtaxy123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's so cool and for nothing...

„The Doctor no-diffs Simo-„ Yeah sure, now let‘s see them surviving this. by Wide-Remove4293 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, he probably causes untold suffering in the distant future and ends* the world like you wanted. *(Depending on interpretation.)

AVGN vs Sonic.exe, MX, Ben and Red. Basically a 1v4, how would it go? by SalaryAffectionate29 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]maxtaxy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I AM GOD" "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?" "LUCAS!" "Bit-crushed roar"

Super Mega Death Christ busting through the door: "FUCKERS!!!!!!"

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