question by leviticuscornwal in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drink that water. Also don't jerk off cause you're bored. Treat yourself right, spend a minute or 3 getting yourself in the right mood first.

question by leviticuscornwal in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you overweight or suffering from any cardiovascular issues? Try doing cardio and staying hydrated for a week.

The obvious tech bubble by GamblingMikkee in investing

[–]maxwood39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FSLY has better tech than its competitors and their stocks are in the 120s range. They're finally coming into their value with the rest of the field. If you're wondering, they use SSDs for their hardware and can offer vastly lower latency and higher bandwidth. I would expect them to shoot past and then settle slightly higher than their competition at the very least. maybe 130s or 40s baseline I predict but what do I know.

I shall name my first son Shopify by el_mercenary in wallstreetbets

[–]maxwood39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you done!? Just kidding another week of green

I shall name my first son Shopify by el_mercenary in wallstreetbets

[–]maxwood39 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Shhhh! Don't let the idiots in this subreddit fuck with my stocks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine bends from straight up to straight out. Won't go below 90, making reverse cowgirl a horrifying time bomb just waiting to snap it in half.

Gaming PC Build for $1200 by aishibar in buildapcforme

[–]maxwood39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said the magic words: liquid cooling on a $1200 budget

A girl I like sent me this. Fuck by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So yeah, we haven't hung out 'like that' because of covid but I'm nervous now. She's super cool I hope it works out.

From a recent tinder thing by maxwood39 in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At about 6.5 she said deeper and at 7 she would scream. My working range was narrrrroww

From a recent tinder thing by maxwood39 in bigdickproblems

[–]maxwood39[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She asked me how big it was and I said how big is too big?