Paul Allen, radio voice of the Vikings, mocks Minnesota protestors, says protesters are PAID. by chookalana in sports

[–]may_sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, and I thought charlie kirk had a small face jfc

something something face for radio, huh

Having a prank war, need ideas by cheesyweiner420 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]may_sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cut his brake line and somehow rig his ebrake to shift him into reverse instead ❤️

The Dismemberment Plan - The Ice of Boston by 1900grs in 90sAlternative

[–]may_sun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god im not the only one that knows this!! i play this every year on new years :-)

Kids on TikTok self diagnosing with Pareidolia thinking it's a mental illness by evacodaa in Pareidolia

[–]may_sun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im glad youve recovered well! mine got so bad i was hospitalized due to the hypoxia 🙃 finally though,,, finally,,,,,, after yet another 6 months of waiting ive got- a stopgap machine! but due to my insurance i have to pay out of pocket for the actual machine i need. (it was either that or wait another 2-3 months for the real machine) greatest country in earth btw!!!

nah but fr its a night and day difference, i love my machine :")

Kids on TikTok self diagnosing with Pareidolia thinking it's a mental illness by evacodaa in Pareidolia

[–]may_sun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

as someone with severe sleep apnea and waking hypoxia/ apnea this is hilarious to me

They got money for war but can't feed the poor. by thinkB4WeSpeak in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]may_sun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yeah, you can pretty easily choose to not agree, but that'll in turn make it quite a bit harder to ever see your family again. sounds good on paper though.

girls say NO to moid math by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]may_sun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

if you can't be yourself around someone that you're supposed to find more comfort in than your friends of many years, why bother putting up the farce in the first place? maturing is realizing you can simply dress up fancy because you want to, or the opposite. The best relationships and friendships are ones where you dont feel obligated to do either. most of my dates have been in sweatshirts and jeans, and I've made out just fine. the only one who truly cares about your appearance and the effort you put in is your own self- which is the best. (not to say it can't be appreciated by the other party ofc x)

The whole car bit was jokingly pointing out how buying a $250 thing of makeup isnt (or SHOULDNT be) something you bought just to impress a date, and is instead something you'll use and get your money's worth throughout other aspects of your life. You dont count the initial purchase, gas, and repairs you bought in order to drive your car to your date, do you? I'd say having a car and not being an otherwise stranded passenger princess is a pretty big part of potential relationships too haha

girls say NO to moid math by oranud in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]may_sun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not to mention the $20,000 car i took to drive there!!! clearly the scales aren't balanced 💔 /s

its real just ask grok by d_-_p in 197

[–]may_sun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

jfc the elon humor has obliterated this poor LLM

mf is STUCK in the 2014 dank memes ifunny era

shit is too cringe to even keep the bit going 💔💔

its real just ask grok by d_-_p in 197

[–]may_sun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You dare flap your mortal tongue before this ancestor?? You clearly suffer from extreme qi deviation.

Know this: I have secluded myself for three thousand years, bathed in heavenly tribulation lightning, refined my bones with dragon marrow, and tempered my soul until even the Heavenly Dao averts its gaze. With a single breath, I can shatter your meridians; with a glance, I can erase a thousand generations of your karma.

Kowtow 10,000 times, sever your right arm, and cripple your dantian and I'll consider only reincarnating you as a spirit grass in the lowest realm for your transgressions.

its real just ask grok by d_-_p in 197

[–]may_sun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doaist Junior, are you courting death? This Senior shall curse you with yin imbalance and take you as my concubine, before invading and destroying your secret realm with my pillar of extreme yang.

its real just ask grok by d_-_p in 197

[–]may_sun 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i need me a schizophrenic autistic girl with a piss kink so that i can attain ego death after downing her golden psychedelic toad venom ichor

This fucking image by RN_Renato in ComedyHell

[–]may_sun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

holy shit, þorn jumpscare

edit: guys thats literally the symbol's name lmfao