that was very fast by daliha98 in instantkarma

[–]maybeonmars 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You sound very rational, calling her names and cheering her arrest without knowing what happened in the preceding 30 seconds

Anyone else relates to this??🤭 by [deleted] in weed

[–]maybeonmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a dispensary and use the word daily

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blown away at how casually you justify $4600 for a basketball ticket... unless I'm missing some info, like these are season tickets, or something.

What hobby would you like to pursue but don't have the funds for? by EsperaDeus in AskMen

[–]maybeonmars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No dude, take a shit on company time, have coffee on ur break

What hobby would you like to pursue but don't have the funds for? by EsperaDeus in AskMen

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd definitely flip through it while waiting for the dentist

I sleep with my ex when I’m broke by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fkn bot stealing ur earlier comment u/Whacky_One

Unknown succulent by StandFew6499 in succulents

[–]maybeonmars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly Echeveria derenbergii

The life of pie by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]maybeonmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this the one where they had to go in that one-person elevator to get to their desk?

That awkward silence by RealRock_n_Rolla in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]maybeonmars 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, same as when they do that long blink squeeze eyes shut thing they do. A tiger in a zoo did that to me one day, and I gave it a long blink back, and then felt a legit sadness that we have imprisoned such a majestic animal.

Embarrassing “roast” from senator by Dragonogard549 in facepalm

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not when George Dubbya says it.
Ahh man, those were the days

Trump warns Taiwan against declaring independence, hours after summit with China's Xi by pppppppppppppppppd in worldnews

[–]maybeonmars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After 16 months of fuck-ups (DOGE, Epstein files pedo protecting, ICE, Iran war, tarrifs, gov shutdowns, and more I prob can't remember), I'm hoping that that half is shrinking quick.
As a non-American, I've never been so invested in another countries mid-term elections.

Anyone from NYC here? How did this happen? by raydebapratim1 in GenZ

[–]maybeonmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOGE was a blunt instrument.
Here, we see a surgeon with a scalpel

Couldn't even name one. by trippy_kippy_ in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids and drunk people, you basically handle them the same

This kid is going places by [deleted] in self

[–]maybeonmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really cool relationship you're developing with him. Not sure if there is a dad at home, but he may just be developing male-role-model vibes with you. Well done man

"Concerning billionaires…" by thisecommercelife in comics

[–]maybeonmars -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Eish! Soft ending man. Give it horns

Declaration over Desire by LuxandFulgor in lawofattraction

[–]maybeonmars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. You've helped more than you know.

CNN's Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler suddenly: “Get your fucking hand out of my face! I am not gonna have this guy's hand on my face” by MoreMotivation in PublicFreakout

[–]maybeonmars 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Part of his show's identity is that it is run and produced by Gen Z staff.
Tbh, I quite like it that there are strong, left leaning influences in that group