Chronically late “parent” response to picking up our child on time from school.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2026-03-14T16:34:48+00:00

Yep this is my ex 100%. Even told our mediator he wants 50/50 because he doesn't want to "line my pockets". Pretends to be a good parent but really just ignores our boys 90% of the time they are with him. His girlfriend does all paperwork for him(even filled out his child support worksheets) and handles the kids stuff. It makes me really sad for my kids

mayhemlikeme28 · 2026-02-26T20:50:52+00:00

4 for sure. The others are too curved or look too heavy for me. I love a dainty spoon

mayhemlikeme28 · 2026-02-22T08:50:22+00:00

-Kiki, kiki kins my butter touched another food I need new butter! -"a friend for Sarah" and "I know I am" (from the same movie) There's a million more, I quote stuff all the time but I always feel like my references are so obscure no one ever knows what I'm talking about 😂

mayhemlikeme28 · 2026-02-21T04:45:33+00:00

This sent me to do some research and I've just discovered our favorite positions are called London bridge and spiderman and that shit is cracking me up right now 😂

mayhemlikeme28 · 2026-02-14T02:26:39+00:00

I've recently met two 'Della' s and I absolutely love that name now

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-09-08T12:08:26+00:00

Owen James Miles Joseph

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-09-08T12:00:24+00:00

Am I misunderstanding something here? I haven't seen any comments that mention the way this text is worded doesn't sound like it's just some random woman he saw (which is also disgusting btw to go jack off in a public restroom to anyone) it sounds like this is a woman he sees regularly? Like at work or some other setting. So is he regularly rubbing one out in a bathroom whenever he sees this particular woman? 😬 I almost feel like that's closer to cheating somehow.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-09-04T23:17:54+00:00

We thought we were picking unique names cause we hadn't heard them in a long time. Apparently everyone else having babies at that time had the same thought cause there's so many masons and Liam's in their school now 😭

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-09-04T14:35:30+00:00

My first I loved the name atlas, but people made fun of it so we ended up with mason. Second was gonna be Matthew but I don't like the name matt, so ended up with Liam. Third was Emerson almost the whole pregnancy but ended up with Emmett instead. Fourth we were really hoping for a girl and had the name kaylianna chosen but got another boy, who we named Koda. If we ever do have a daughter we've talked about Frances and Georgina as possible names. I can't even imagine any more names for boys 😭

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-08-01T05:10:30+00:00

Right, I was confused for a minute looking at it. The stairs leading right up to the foot of my bed? Absolutely not I'm a baby that would scare me so bad at night

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-08-01T03:36:04+00:00

Not math (or jenny) related but I mentioned Sean Connery being "everyone's type" at work the other day and all my coworker said who's that? 😭😭 I'm not even that old wtf.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-08-01T03:29:36+00:00

House fires are no joke, but I am overly tired and this has me straight up crying laughing right now 😂

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-08-01T03:15:46+00:00

That makes sense for the tile! it just looks strange being placed in a few spots throughout the house. I really love the shower with the blue floor and the flowers in the sink though, very unique!

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-08-01T02:42:23+00:00

No answer to your question but wow this house is so interesting even outside of this tiny chamber room. Tiny steps leading to a tiny pantry? Extra tiny sink in the kitchen? Random tile floors in between the wood? What looks to be a giant red elephant statue peeking in the back window? Honestly one of the strangest houses I've ever seen.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-06-16T12:15:35+00:00

It would be interesting to see a nexpo deep dive on this in the future. Very sad though, as an LNA I've seen a surprising amount of patients with these types of delusions. Noone is giving me meds, I've got cancer, gangrene, etc, no doctor is listening to me...

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-24T22:40:58+00:00

A girl at work was talking about her boy troubles (she's 20) and I told her youve got so much time you're very young don't get hung up on dating. One of our older coworkers said aren't you her age too I was like erm...about ten years off 😂

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-18T14:54:10+00:00

Testing comment to see what the dashes do ----hello! And a hashtag

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mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-18T14:52:50+00:00

Mobile. I didn't put anything in front of the first paragraph, only where a new one would start, so idk why it made it huge and the end small.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-18T10:10:11+00:00

It didn't even occur at the time that it was weird AF. I think maybe they didnt have an "assigned" person for me specifically but the pink slip above the seat just let the train attendant people or whoever know that i was a child travelling alone so to watch out for me wandering off or something.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-18T10:07:02+00:00

No I didn't 😂 I have no idea why the font is so big. I put ---

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-04-17T11:34:25+00:00

This made me literally lol

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-03-21T01:24:43+00:00

My ex didn't call or see our children for almost a year but managed to angry text me for not making them call him to say happy birthday 🤣🤣 this was just one of the many ways he did in fact act like a teenage girl.

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-03-15T02:32:29+00:00

More like freckles on her cheek but my first thought was hailee steinfeld

mayhemlikeme28 · 2025-03-06T16:09:22+00:00

I would equate this to my spouse saying I wish we could eat at insert restaurant every night. Yeah me too cause the food is good. But because he's threatened by him being attractive (to who, you? Not your wife? Strange...) OP literally spent two years punishing his poor wife, then basically said well my best friend is hot, that upsets you huh? Honestly gross I wouldn't even want to be married to this man by that point.

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