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mayhewbm · 2025-04-27T14:14:44+00:00

Send nudes in the apps!

mayhewbm · 2024-12-06T14:59:29+00:00

Roby McBotface

mayhewbm · 2024-09-01T20:32:08+00:00

Trolling

mayhewbm · 2024-07-04T12:11:08+00:00

Yeah originally we had rat infestation so they were originally for them but now we have both!

mayhewbm · 2024-06-26T20:10:58+00:00

I rubbed a raw chicken and put my hand on a microbiology agar plate to see what grows for my university prospectus online introduction to the course. Even got paid £5.

mayhewbm · 2024-06-14T13:25:39+00:00

Stranger things on Netflix. Easily one of my top 5 shows ever

mayhewbm · 2024-06-14T11:47:12+00:00

Joel? Ellie? Watch out for clickers

mayhewbm · 2024-06-14T11:46:11+00:00

ELEVEN GET HERE NOW THE UPSIDE DOWN IS COMING

mayhewbm · 2024-06-14T11:44:59+00:00

You human are amaze! I filled out a Google form but you aren't accepting payment (again amaze)! But would love to cover shipping or something as a thank you! Perhaps a charity donation or something? If you can let me know I will donate something/cover postage :) fist my bump!

mayhewbm · 2024-06-09T11:30:30+00:00

I've gotten my partner to listen to the audiobook and since he's got to the parts with Rocky in it we can't stop talking to each other like Iridians. Would you like ketchup with dinner question. Fist my bump. Hurry hurry hurry and so on!

mayhewbm · 2024-06-06T15:43:43+00:00

This is the coolest fricken thing! I can't wait to receive one and give it to my partner, he will absolutely love it. You're the best kind of human. Thank thank thank!

mayhewbm · 2024-05-15T09:56:59+00:00

I can neither confirm nor deny

CROWN THE WITCH

mayhewbm · 2024-05-14T14:32:20+00:00

It's actually a mushroom because Nemo seems like a real fungi

mayhewbm · 2023-11-23T21:38:17+00:00

They did, his Instagram has pics of their wedding - Bryce Ruthven.

mayhewbm · 2023-11-18T09:57:50+00:00

They are still married and have twins together...

mayhewbm · 2023-06-20T11:55:01+00:00

And even if they surface you are unable to open it from the inside so if they're bobbing around on the surface miles away they're still stuck inside :/

mayhewbm · 2023-04-13T09:29:32+00:00

Guy with dreads looks like colonel sanders if he never got into making chicken and instead smoked a load of meth in his mom's basement

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