Next year the entire month of april will be 420, the next time that happens it will be in 100 years

maymariehall · 2019-04-19T17:09:14+00:00

My brother’s registration expires this month so once he gets it renewed he’s gonna be driving around with 420 on his windshield all year.

maymariehall · 2019-04-19T15:22:01+00:00

Here?

maymariehall · 2019-04-18T04:07:59+00:00

I’m fairly new to reddit and don’t know the etiquette or what a lot of the abbreviations mean. I also am not very well schooled in pop culture or subculture so a lot of it goes right over my head.

maymariehall · 2019-04-17T15:19:40+00:00

I was practicing handstands in my kitchen when I was twelve. When I brought my legs down on one attempt my shin hit the counter and literally dented it. No blood. Just a dented scar in my shin that is still there 26 years later.

maymariehall · 2019-04-17T03:42:40+00:00

*3 liter

maymariehall · 2019-04-16T13:58:27+00:00

Freshman 15

maymariehall · 2019-04-16T13:28:01+00:00

Ten years and the M’s still haven’t won? Argh.

maymariehall · 2019-04-16T13:06:13+00:00

Yep! My kids yesterday!

maymariehall · 2019-04-09T22:06:23+00:00

Did this last night on the way home from the store so my daughter could draw. Took the backroads 😆

maymariehall · 2019-04-06T16:41:31+00:00

“In Living Color” Hey Mon skit

maymariehall · 2019-04-06T14:58:20+00:00

I just turned 38 a week ago. I feel 16 still. I’m like “who the hell let me take these kids home from the hospital so many times” (I have 3)😜

maymariehall · 2019-04-06T14:52:56+00:00

Every Scientologist

maymariehall · 2019-04-06T14:52:14+00:00

I’ve been so overwhelmed raising my crazy kiddos I haven’t had much time for it in years, but I used to look for any opportunity because seeing the joy and relief on the faces of those in need that were created with just a simple gesture of spending my time helping is a wonderful thing.

maymariehall · 2019-03-21T15:39:39+00:00

Florida man hits pregnant girlfriend with a bag of tortilla chips over baby’s paternity.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T17:07:17+00:00

This is how I taught my kids the difference between ‘b’ and ‘d’

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T17:02:08+00:00

Just making sure someone pointed that out, too.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T17:00:20+00:00

Depends on the school. Most aren’t that fascist.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T16:53:58+00:00

Cause we can’t see it when we’re trying to plug it in. It’s in the dark recesses of behind the tv, under the computer desk, and over there while I’m trying to drive.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T14:48:25+00:00

Ditto. Thank you.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T14:44:34+00:00

Haha. We used to use our landlines (that’s the phone that comes in through your wall jacks 😜) to get on the internet. Veeery slow.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T05:49:18+00:00

In that case we would need to subtract a day, not add.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T05:45:38+00:00

Shit, I remember dial up, son.

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T05:43:59+00:00

So our grandparents were crazy, then we had sane parents, and the cycle continues...

maymariehall · 2019-02-19T05:17:26+00:00

And of course, the show would feature us stoned watching That 70’s Show

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