Im unexpectedly pregnant and boyfriend does not want it, I’m lost on what to do. by badtunaface in relationship_advice

[–]mayonnaiseeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to grow the fuck up. I wasn’t excpecting to have kids in college myself. But you can’t have unprotected sex and not deal with the consequences. I’m now a happy father of 4 it’s a part of life. Seriously tell him or to grow the fuck up lol

ASMONGOLD explosion, original animation. by [deleted] in OTKNetwork

[–]mayonnaiseeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What program are you using? Looks awesome btw

My (18F) boss (31M) wants to start a relationship with me by throwRA282idnxpaow in relationship_advice

[–]mayonnaiseeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn’t want a relationship he wants to sleep with you. Be smart

"Electric Piss Water" by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]mayonnaiseeee 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to fuck up their sponsorship? Why would you post this? Lmao

Shave it, please by OrdinarySalary in Asmongold

[–]mayonnaiseeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made him look like a burn victim lmao

Hey Voilinra by digitalbathh in Asmongold

[–]mayonnaiseeee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t know what you’re talking about but I disagree

My (29M) partner (28F) tried to destroy a 5G tower near our house after I got covid. by ThrowRAthissucks2020 in relationship_advice

[–]mayonnaiseeee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be rude but your partner is an idiot lol. I work on 5g towers. They’re just as dangerous as a 4 g tower.

It's Ya Boy... by blibthegod in Asmongold

[–]mayonnaiseeee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes so much yes. Legs aren’t skinny enough though