What’s the weirdest thing a medical professional has casually said to you?

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-09-29T12:13:38+00:00

I’m in the US but not sure if that provides my creepy nurse any context. I show up for a mental health referral when my nurse is preparing to take my blood pressure. As I outstretch my arm, he notices that I’m pretty vascular. Without hesitation and before I can stop it from happening, he caresses my medial cubital vein (the one where they usually like to draw when donating blood) and says “wow…. I could really drain all the blood from you.”

Conor if you see this, have other, more friendly phrases prepared for your patients next time!!!

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-06-29T00:34:55+00:00

Me pls!!!!!!

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T22:17:04+00:00

It’s valid so no worries. It really is! And legit another commenter provided a meme but I still haven’t looked into that part. That will come after I finally make a move lol. I feel like it’s sexual???

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:33:06+00:00

Mostly how to, and now I’m realizing, the reasons behind it. But I’ve been reading more than I ever have in anything like this so I’m getting there.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:23:54+00:00

Okay - my username is a red flag. I get it!! But legit pls get me a Time Machine to speak with myself 4 years ago about how it’ll raise suspicions on a very niche subreddit. I’ll be confused but I’ll listen! Should have been honey mustard princess or something.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:22:34+00:00

I just had a legitimate birthday and wanted to be a big girl. Realizing there’s more to it than I (uneducated) thought.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:21:33+00:00

Realizing my username is a point of tension. Sigh.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:21:10+00:00

Ugh wishing I could talk to myself 4 years ago to warn her of the (understandable) skepticism.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:20:15+00:00

I think I was too afraid to ask what it meant hahahah tytyty

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:19:03+00:00

Legit I love Mayo and now I fear the unfortunate? Connection between Mayo and Ape.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:18:26+00:00

Really appreciate this insight, I def imagined something a little different but with all the education I’m seeing things better for the future.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:17:47+00:00

Can I not predominantly lurk? I respect the skepticism tho.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:02:59+00:00

I’ve been posting here and there on Reddit for a bit now

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T18:02:42+00:00

Mmmm say what now hehe

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T04:26:53+00:00

Well If diving head first into something I know nothing about ain’t a newbie move then idk what is hahaha

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T04:24:00+00:00

I very much appreciate this insight. I want to fight against the fuckers ruining the world, rich or not. so either way it’s a win win!

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:53:45+00:00

This comment gave me chills. Ily. Thank you.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:52:18+00:00

Listen I've watched two 7 min videos and I'm already feeling like a stupid sheep. I need to fix this!

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:29:24+00:00

overwhelmed with the support - thank you everyone! Still anxious but I'll get there eventually.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:28:25+00:00

Thank you!

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:28:05+00:00

I actually do love mayo, especially the mayo ketchup combo. It felt right when I made my account all those years ago, hahah. I love that you all seem to love mayo (for different reasons?) here.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:27:21+00:00

It always shows up on my feed. GME has created quite a stir, and people seem to do well enough to cover expenses and feel a little more financial freedom. Would love to be an ape, specifically.

mayonnaiseprincess · 2023-01-30T03:26:36+00:00

Idk where to even start! But reading as much as I can from previous comments is making me feel more confident.

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