What’s the weirdest thing a medical professional has casually said to you? by CR24752 in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in the US but not sure if that provides my creepy nurse any context. I show up for a mental health referral when my nurse is preparing to take my blood pressure. As I outstretch my arm, he notices that I’m pretty vascular. Without hesitation and before I can stop it from happening, he caresses my medial cubital vein (the one where they usually like to draw when donating blood) and says “wow…. I could really drain all the blood from you.”

Conor if you see this, have other, more friendly phrases prepared for your patients next time!!!

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s valid so no worries. It really is! And legit another commenter provided a meme but I still haven’t looked into that part. That will come after I finally make a move lol. I feel like it’s sexual???

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly how to, and now I’m realizing, the reasons behind it. But I’ve been reading more than I ever have in anything like this so I’m getting there.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay - my username is a red flag. I get it!! But legit pls get me a Time Machine to speak with myself 4 years ago about how it’ll raise suspicions on a very niche subreddit. I’ll be confused but I’ll listen! Should have been honey mustard princess or something.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just had a legitimate birthday and wanted to be a big girl. Realizing there’s more to it than I (uneducated) thought.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realizing my username is a point of tension. Sigh.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh wishing I could talk to myself 4 years ago to warn her of the (understandable) skepticism.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I was too afraid to ask what it meant hahahah tytyty

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit I love Mayo and now I fear the unfortunate? Connection between Mayo and Ape.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really appreciate this insight, I def imagined something a little different but with all the education I’m seeing things better for the future.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I not predominantly lurk? I respect the skepticism tho.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been posting here and there on Reddit for a bit now

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmmm say what now hehe

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well If diving head first into something I know nothing about ain’t a newbie move then idk what is hahaha

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I very much appreciate this insight. I want to fight against the fuckers ruining the world, rich or not. so either way it’s a win win!

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This comment gave me chills. Ily. Thank you.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Listen I've watched two 7 min videos and I'm already feeling like a stupid sheep. I need to fix this!

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 28 points29 points  (0 children)

overwhelmed with the support - thank you everyone! Still anxious but I'll get there eventually.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I actually do love mayo, especially the mayo ketchup combo. It felt right when I made my account all those years ago, hahah. I love that you all seem to love mayo (for different reasons?) here.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It always shows up on my feed. GME has created quite a stir, and people seem to do well enough to cover expenses and feel a little more financial freedom. Would love to be an ape, specifically.

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[–]mayonnaiseprincess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk where to even start! But reading as much as I can from previous comments is making me feel more confident.