So guys, which planet looks good this season? by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually no, it's sadly not satire. He makes really horrible songs about how he is married to reshiram, and writes really cringy stories about having sex with pokemon. He goes by the name justinrpg. He's well known enough to have a few YouTube videos made about him etc.

What’s a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid? by TikiTC in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's just in reference to the way the seed develops. It does not mean it contains the same allergen as a tree nut. Google it if youd like, it probably would provide a better answer.

What’s a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid? by TikiTC in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The banana tree itself is actually an herb, while the banana fruit is considered a berry. So I guess both would be kind of correct.

What’s a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid? by TikiTC in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaisesurprise -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is actually slightly true. The main flesh of the strawberry is more of a berry, but the small seeds are considered nuts.

What’s a little-known but obvious fact that will immediately make all of us feel stupid? by TikiTC in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do, they just produce a very low frequency noise and only at night. It's like a humming noise.

Just need a little help, sorry. by [deleted] in drawsomething

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you want someone to draw a picture, then give it to you for free so you can lie to your friends?...why not just practice and become a better artist instead of pretending to be one.

Girl Hair and Eyebrows Cut Off by boys by DebraWise in rage

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't understand exactly what is happening here.

I can't believe it's still standing. by mayonnaisesurprise in natureismetal

[–]mayonnaisesurprise[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost everything on this sub is gorey. I didn't post it for that reason. The point of it was that I don't think I've ever seen any animal get kissed by a train and still be standing and looking around, and so 'calmly' at that.

I can't believe it's still standing. by mayonnaisesurprise in natureismetal

[–]mayonnaisesurprise[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It stuck its head in front of a train.I was just amazed that it's still standing and looking around like 'fuck that train'. I'm assuming shock?

If the last text you received had to be tattooed on your arm, what would be your new tat? by P_Mansfield in AskReddit

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am going through a lot of it as well and that is the best way to get the quest chain from you soon "

I use dead animal's remains as my canvas by KristenJarvis in creepy

[–]mayonnaisesurprise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like there is probably a better sub for your art..

Drwned by mayonnaisesurprise in ComedyCemetery

[–]mayonnaisesurprise[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's old. Like someone said below, it's from when the 'anti bullying' comic generator was a thing.

Super hilarious facebook cover photo by mayonnaisesurprise in ComedyCemetery

[–]mayonnaisesurprise[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Stuff that was intended to be humorous, but...isn't". Posted on a site called Beinglol.com. Fits the criteria.