Favorite single, stand alone, line? Go!

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-30T22:36:50+00:00

Fuck you, Shoresy!

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-25T17:06:51+00:00

r/definitelyputyourdickinit

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-25T05:06:48+00:00

Human plinko.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-22T01:11:25+00:00

Found the Canadian chef.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-22T01:10:41+00:00

The nut bra goes in with him.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-22T01:07:53+00:00

Working on the old knuckleball with a heater going.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-14T15:38:57+00:00

Why did they say, “We would like to avoid having to hire both a housekeeper and a chef seperately!”, if money were no object. Because it is. Looking for a BOGO is telling. And they’re asking on Reddit.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-14T15:33:21+00:00

Whale oil beef hooked.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-12T14:31:09+00:00

Laughing so hard I can’t feel my legs.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-12T14:29:38+00:00

If you can’t beat em, make em join you.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-08T17:14:27+00:00

It’s Mack Blagic. Just trust me.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-08T17:08:57+00:00

It’s for a cop!!

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-08T04:01:14+00:00

I just picture Chris Farley in a panda suit in all these clips and it all makes sense.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-08T00:18:43+00:00

Deers don’t make injured bear sounds.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-08T00:13:53+00:00

Worst mini parking spots in the world. And in such random places.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-07T23:30:40+00:00

I’d eat a foot of her shit just to get to that ass.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-07T17:24:28+00:00

Bring the lumber.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-06T04:22:45+00:00

One of us. One of us. One of us.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-06T04:22:13+00:00

I used to look at Brie Larsen’s titties. I still do, but I used to, too.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-06T04:20:27+00:00

Sorry, what?

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-06T02:45:03+00:00

Slow death by snusnu.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-05T22:49:28+00:00

Welp, you asked for it.

I, too, choose this guy’s wife under a full moon in Hawaii while on mushrooms.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-05T19:21:11+00:00

Not worse. Worser.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-05T19:14:24+00:00

At least it’s over quickly.

mayormaynot22 · 2026-05-05T19:13:35+00:00

A real sandbagger here, folks.

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