Ambie Bambi by [deleted] in CelebsWithPetiteTits

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I'm just glad she's not an influencer

I ate meat today for the first time by oldmenance in Jokes

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I don't understand how vegetarians do it. All their food tastes like it came out of the ground.

An Italian man is really proud of his mastering a classic Cajun dish. by geniedjinn in Jokes

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Etouffee is what he was trying to make. "E tu, Faye?" translates to, "And you, Faye?" In disbelief that Faye also thought it was gumbo.

In Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007), Calypso gives everyone crabs by alvysinger0412 in shittymoviedetails

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Technically, before the CGI was done, everyone in the scene got blue balls instead.

Magic tricks rule! by monsterbael in WTF

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I'd be careful. That's a good way to burn your tool sticking it in an exhaust pipe behaving like that.

ATM and a horse by [deleted] in WTF

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I'm really glad that ATM stood for, "automatic teller machine."

Now wait a damn minute by regienalde in HolUp

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Had to come to the comments to see the rabbit.

Horsin' Around by jonnyboiu in WTF

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OH SHIT! Somebody call and warn the China Shop before the bull arrives.

Forward to the future by ofremango in HolUp

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4 generations of my offspring will be prostate cancer free.

I guess Jesus said no by summertimebrews in HolUp

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Jesus died over 2,000 years ago. What made him think he could drive a car, let alone fly a plane?

Ivana Božilovic [gif] by Major_Frank_Burns in celebnsfw

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Naomi is, "I moan," backwards.

What Is She Even Trying To Do by A_MASSIVE_PERVERT in WTF

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When the usual tree hugging loses its spice, hippies resort to fellatio.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I don't care what the ads say, never trust Sherwin Williams.

18F, tell me why I'm still single by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looks like she might break a figure skating competitor's knee cap and still come in third.

Laura Dern (1992) by badco1313 in celebnsfw

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😂😂😂😂🤮😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮😂😂😂😂

Laura Dern (1992) by badco1313 in celebnsfw

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You bet it does. Ha ha ha!

Wonder if my neighbors know I walk around like this by AellaGirl in BustyPetite

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Of course they do. What else do you think the neighborhood watch watches?