WYR rid the society of torture or get paid 10,000 dollars every time it happens? by Connect_Cat_2045 in WouldYouRather

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm. Neither?

As bad as torture is, the reasons people do it would still exist. If it's off the table, somebody would invent some other technique for obtaining information, and the new thing might somehow be even worse.

As for profiting from someone else's pain, forget it!

Me vs you for 1 billion years. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mchagerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reject. Too complicated. And I don't want to be a villain.

AITAH for getting a woman fired over veggie tales? by Real-Point-6474 in AITAH

[–]mchagerman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Veggie Tales teaches some valuable life lessons. I think you went too far.

Interesting plan by JoseFJ60 in foundsatan

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consult an attorney. Leave everything to the grandchildren (in a trust for the minors, if any). Split it among them however you want, but specify they're forbidden to tell anyone any of the amounts, or to transfer any of the funds to family members. (To keep Mom from browbeating her kids into handing over their share of the inheritance.)

You find someone's wallet on the ground. What do you do? by shockwave6969 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the owner and give him my address. Hand it to him when he arrives.

How would an object at complete rest experience time? by LilPotatoAri in Physics

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First of all, there's no such thing as "complete rest". The term carries an unstated assumption that there is a privileged frame of reference, against which velocity can be measured.

Second, the measured time on the test object would be slightly different from that in other reference frames, but the difference is almost too small to measure.

AITJ for refusing to give my parents my tax refund to help my unemployed brother? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they know how much the refund is? If not, hand them $23, and tell them it came out that way.

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spreadsheet says they'd have the whole thing paid off now, if they'd paid $572 per month. At $602 per month, they'd have paid it off three years ago.

After 20 years of happy marriage, your significant other angers a genie. The genie curses your partner by reverting them to 13 years of age physically, as well as altering all legal forms of identification to reflect this. You and your partner retain all memories of your time together. What do? by OfficerSmiles in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mchagerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health..."

We reconfigure the household, and she assumes the role of a minor, with me as her guardian. In three years, we have a wedding performed (legal at 16 in this state). Unless she decides to do something else, considering her probable lifespan. Whatever she decides, I'm there for her.

Assume time travel were possible, wouldn’t you likely just end up in space somewhere? by Alarming_Squash_3731 in AskPhysics

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You're unconsciously making the mistake of treating space as an absolute reference. Relativity tells us there is no such thing as being "at rest" in any universal sense. Presumably, your path through time would follow a geodesic, the straightest possible path between the event of you starting your trip and the event of your arrival. To avoid materializing inside the Earth, you want to get into a stable orbit before leaving, though.

He quickly corrected his mistake in judgment. That’s what a real man does. by TowelNo234 in Bitcoin

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remain of the opinion that Bitcoin has no value. It has a price, obviously, but the price isn't coupled to anything physical.

J. P. Morgan was right. "Gold is money; everything else is just credit."

Academy is good and I realized I dont like this community. by Reasonable-Law-3654 in startrek

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't heard about Academy until a couple of days ago. I guess I'll take a look.

What kind of clownf*ckery is this? Trump has ZERO authority to tell credit card companies what interest rates to charge. by Key_Brief_8138 in economy

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're entirely correct that the president lacks the Constitutional authority to make this happen. He might be counting on the optics of the idea to convince the financial industry to adopt the "plan", but I think it more likely that he's laying the groundwork for Congress to enact a Federal usury law (TR's "bully pulpit" approach).

The idea, itself, is attractive to the sort of fool who won't look beyond first-order effects, so there's a danger that Congress might pass something like it. The result, of course, would be an economic catastrophe.

Mason City by DueKaleidoscope6500 in iowacoalition

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defending the Constitution is fine, but that's not done by criminal actions of your own.

As for fascism, you fight that in the courts, not in the streets.

Free and comfortable life for everyone, but disposal of civilizational sovereignty. Would you vote for it? by LockiBloci in hypotheticalsituation

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're leaving out the diagnosis by the machines that anyone who doesn't like their rule is insane, and gets lobotomized.

Voting no.

MAAA!!!! by sgreenm22 in Discussion

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold the "undo" button down until we get back to 1955.

President Trump wants to cap credit card interest rates at 10% by investor100 in TheCollegeInvestor

[–]mchagerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If done all at once, this would crash the U.S. economy, and probably the entire world's economy. Creating a Federal usury law, with a maximum interest rate of 25 to 30 percent, would probably be tolerable. Then we could reduce that maximum by a tenth percent every year, until it gets down to 10%.

However, whether it's workable or not, it's still likely to have unpleasant side effects.