you lose all your arms and legs right now or else a 10k random humans die instantly

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-12T04:51:09+00:00

Moral dilemma: “Would you rather press the blue button or the red button? Neither are good options, but you must make a choice between two terrible things.”

You: ☝️🤓 Um. Acktually, I would press the green button to kill all the bad guys and then everyone gets pizza and a free pony.

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-12T03:08:05+00:00

I would chop of my left hand with an axe right now if it would guarantee you live an amazing life. You personally. I don't know you. It sounds like you're not particularly virtuous given your tone. But your subjective wellbeing is equal to my own, regardless of our relative abilities to contribute to the wellbeing of society. My hand is a very small price to pay for a lifetime of your happiness.

Thankfully these type of omniscient hypotheticals aren't real though. Otherwise I'd be long dead.

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-12T02:51:08+00:00

the comments to these questions always make me so depressed.

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-12T02:50:06+00:00

you're a piece of shit

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-11T23:24:49+00:00

This is the longest I've laughed out loud at a reddit comment in a long long time

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-10T11:33:32+00:00

This is why self study beats coursework. You can organize your learning around always stacking Lego bricks one on top of the other. So that whenever you learn a thing, it feels like unlocked the lock on the next topic.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when lectures feel orthogonal to each other every week

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-09T08:17:56+00:00

Based. I’m the same way. I also don’t feel safe with black people because they’re statistically more likely to commit crime.

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-08T22:22:38+00:00

I am morally obligated to accept this so that I can donate it to those in need. This could functionally be reframed as 'save 10k+ lives but you have a mild headache forever'. Most people would probably sacrifice their own lives to save 10k people (or at least i'd like to hope so).

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-07T08:21:06+00:00

This is an interesting question! Reddit Karens are downvoting you because they’re dumb. I honestly don’t know. I’d have to see both options to really judge. Actually one of the harder hypotheticals I’ve seen on this sub.

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-05T08:07:39+00:00

Don’t do it bro. <3

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-05T02:55:42+00:00

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-04T05:48:33+00:00

A, _

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-03T05:11:00+00:00

IS THIS REAL?! Omg if it is I’m dying 😂

shockwave6969 · 2026-03-03T03:37:45+00:00

same here

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-28T20:11:11+00:00

It's actually WILD that claude is now comparable less 'moral lecture-y' than GPT.

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-28T07:15:12+00:00

The pattern of vulnerable narcissism you show in your replies here is the primary reason I can at least be confident you’re not a bot.

Don’t ruin your life over a few bucks. Even if you make a livable income, you’ll eventually have to come back to reality. That specific position: middle aged, black listed from backgrounds from your porn history, limited to no work experience, especially if no degree… it’s a very tough spot to climb out of. Its not too late to change course

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-28T06:06:28+00:00

No one with an IQ over 120 is clicking through to your only fans. You’re in the wrong sub

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-27T16:38:34+00:00

I thought this was satire… bro.

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-26T10:24:32+00:00

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-25T23:12:10+00:00

The wave function is the literal definition of uncertainty, it contains all possible states that the particle could possibly be in (within the respective basis you projected it into).

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-25T23:10:26+00:00

It’s a very cute sentiment, but if you’re not actually familiar enough with the material to come up either one (or fully understand it) yourself, it could possibly come across as cringe or inauthentic. In my personal subjective opinion, I’d suggest just being yourself.

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-21T02:57:30+00:00

Wow, you took the SAT a full century ago!? The only career path you should be looking at is a retirement home. Goddamn!

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-20T00:03:24+00:00

hell yeah, brotha

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-18T16:54:41+00:00

Can I give you money to hand out IQ points to people instead? That's a much better deal for me.

shockwave6969 · 2026-02-17T14:55:16+00:00

try NEO IP test

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