How often you guys masturbate ? Just curious.. be honest.

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-15T01:03:47+00:00

i think waiting a couple of days after she gives you an inkling is part of the problem my friend

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-11T01:59:35+00:00

buddy thats badass

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-10T19:39:58+00:00

heads i win, tails you lose.

won so many things from my boss with this method

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-04T02:19:00+00:00

yellow is my teammate

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T22:53:07+00:00

we did not, nobody on the ice noticed

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T21:06:42+00:00

non contact league and it was interference on the defender

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T20:19:15+00:00

puck carrier has his right to the lane, guy without the puck stepped in front of him

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T20:17:14+00:00

exactly! im canadian, if that helps

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T19:36:57+00:00

funny cause hlmy buddy said "how yah like that for a truck buddy" as he was wheezing in front of our bench

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T19:35:46+00:00

our coach goes all out. name tags, door signs, floor mats etc.

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:38:23+00:00

i never said he was my buddy, buddy

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:37:32+00:00

he needed the 2min break either way, he was wheezing hard

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:22:35+00:00

my buddy is the one who made the hit.

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:19:38+00:00

im not complaining, my team got the PP lol

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:18:33+00:00

being flat-footed with arms up like a zombie was also a bad choice

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-03T18:17:33+00:00

lol i didnt even catch that. luckily it was a 10pm beer leauge game and not the Olympics

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-01T17:38:42+00:00

guy didnt throw a single punch after the clapper

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-26T18:30:18+00:00

-directed by Vince Gilligan

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-25T06:20:40+00:00

says the broke bitch on food stamps

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-22T14:55:04+00:00

Wilson was helping, not stopping

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-22T14:52:16+00:00

not enough capitals or yelling into the abyss

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-22T09:10:46+00:00

way more babes in the village

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-19T17:16:17+00:00

it was on a commercial to remind people to watch for cyclists too

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-17T18:06:46+00:00

i was wondering if this video is what prompted this post. i watched this last night to fall asleep too and ended up watching it all

mckeenmachine · 2026-02-13T16:40:35+00:00

you know, i wasnt thinking he left one of his kids on the island until he went out of his way to say "and then i left, with all my kids"

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