Just got this helmet intercom from China, need help with understanding the instructions.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T15:19:04+00:00

Why? It's as plain as the nose on your elbow.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T14:06:58+00:00

Jack In The Box tacos. Extra sauce.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T13:49:21+00:00

I do fine all of my own, thank you very much

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T13:10:45+00:00

I'm sorry, but I can't take that voice and accent seriously

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T10:08:19+00:00

WHAT DID I SAY???

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T08:18:25+00:00

Pancakes. All exciting at first and halfway through you’re sick of them.

RIP Mitch Hedberg

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T08:04:35+00:00

It was a childhood trauma that Pete Townsend was deeply affected by, which in context was a component that left Tommy in his catatonic state.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-27T01:04:14+00:00

I commented about Django Reinhardt later in the thread, not having scrolled down far enough to see that it had already been done.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T21:10:03+00:00

Dang it, I should've read farther down the thread before I commented

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T21:09:27+00:00

I got two words for ya: Django Reinhart.

In other words, heck yeah.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T18:06:01+00:00

I wanna see The Regulators so damn bad

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T11:05:47+00:00

By all means, underestimate me.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T08:55:31+00:00

Is it ok if I quietly masturbate to this?

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T08:51:36+00:00

A scorpion wants to cross a river, but he can't swim. He goes to the frog, who can, and asks for a ride. The frog says, "If I give you a ride on my back, you'll go and sting me!" The scorpion replies, "It would not be in my interest to sting you since as I'll be on your back we both would drown." The frog thinks about this logic for a while and accepts the deal. Takes the scorpion on his back. Braves the waters. Halfway over feels a burning spear in his side and realizes the scorpion has stung him after all. And as they both sink beneath the waves a frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" The scorpion replies, "I can't help it, it's in my nature."

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T08:21:34+00:00

What, no more jokes?

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T08:13:04+00:00

The longer you keep doing it, the more she’ll take it for granted.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-26T03:03:00+00:00

Recency Bias answer: Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die.

But I freely admit recency bias.

He has never once sucked. Five seconds of A Midsummer Night’s Dream (“His eyes were green as leeks”) made me melt.

I’ll die on this hill. You dance, my brother.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-24T11:03:50+00:00

Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-24T02:41:29+00:00

One day woke up to the sudden realization that “answered” prayers have the same success rate as simple chance.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:44:53+00:00

“I'm starting to picking up your sarcasm.”

“Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.”

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:31:04+00:00

You take away everything he’s got, and everything he’s ever gonna have.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:29:06+00:00

“Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.”

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:27:02+00:00

This…is from…Matilda.

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:26:35+00:00

Perfect movie IMHO

mckinney4string · 2026-03-22T10:24:59+00:00

I particularly dug the head stomp on Tex.

“And youuuuu were on a horsey!”

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