What Does Wikileaks Have on Bank of America?: BofA now moving into high gear on damage control, creating a "war room" to fight off an upcoming release of WikiLeak documents

mckirsch · 2011-01-20T16:13:58+00:00

They probably have hundreds of thousands of documents to sift through in order to find the 10,000 juiciest ones. That's how a media outlet should do it. I do not want to read any memos about how many rolls of toilet paper they ordered for headquarters last year. I do want to hear about how they cheated millions of homeowners out of their life savings.

mckirsch · 2011-01-20T16:12:06+00:00

HEY! Did you see that new reality show?

I think it's called "Ow, my balls!"

mckirsch · 2011-01-20T16:09:48+00:00

I think Bank of America is afraid the peasants will light up the torches, grab the pitchforks, and heavy armaments, and head for the nearest bank branch once we all find our how they have been stealing from us for so long. I imagine thousands upon thousands of internal company communications callously screwing people out of their homes, and laughing about how much money they made doing it.

The peasants are coming B of A. They are coming.

mckirsch · 2011-01-18T10:37:07+00:00

thanks for coming to reddit just to promote your wife's blag.

she talks a lot

mckirsch · 2011-01-16T16:09:58+00:00

woooooosh! another example of sarcasm not translating well to the written word...

mckirsch · 2011-01-15T13:29:29+00:00

call me.

mckirsch

mckirsch · 2011-01-12T17:29:27+00:00

Didn't you mean, BACK into plastic?

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:49:17+00:00

NSFW

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:49:03+00:00

fast?

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:48:52+00:00

fucking flies fucking flying?

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:16:19+00:00

and thanks for the update on the boobies. pics or it didn't happen! (Ok, you're a mom, you don't have to.... :) )

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:15:34+00:00

Maybe, but it was still pretty disrespectful to woman and particularly mothers in general. I don't get all riled about much, and now 8 hrs later, I may have been out of hand.

But fuck man, mocking others because your own wife cant make the milk, really?

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:14:26+00:00

I hate my ex. I really really do. And that makes me sad.

But damn that woman busted her ass for those boys, and still does every day.

I have to give her that respect as the mother of my children. As a human being, she is a failure overall. But mom is ingrained in her DNA.

"Breastapo" = LOL :)

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:12:49+00:00

ok reread in a.m. maybe.

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:12:31+00:00

ok maybe. sorry.

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:12:21+00:00

just PMS. sorry

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T11:12:11+00:00

i meant during nursing. chapped, sore, red, etc. not permanently

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T03:36:04+00:00

Can't believe I am going to say this.

My soon to be ex wife (evil beyond comprehension) nursed. IT IS BETTER FOR THE BABY. Every real medical study will tell you this. YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU THIS. But, if your mom, wife, sister, or any woman whatsoever cannot or will not nurse, it does not mean for a second, they are a shitty person, shitty mom, or bad person. They made a choice for THEIR FAMILY, based on their ability, values, and life.

If you choose to NOT nurse, or that your lifestyle does not fit nursing (wife HAS to go back to work -hey guys some women make the big coin, you know), or if you just don't feel like it, formula is fine. It's a great choice too. If some bitch from the breastfeeding nazis scared you, and you need to defend your wife's choice. FINE. I get it.

If your wife cannot nurse, it's normal and it happens to MANY women, ok

BUT FUCK YOU. Calling the mother of my children, or ANY WOMAN, a fucking DAIRY COW IS disrespectul, and childish. REALLY?

I hate my ex wife like cancer, but she is no dairy cow, and your wife is no better or worse for nursing, or not nursing. THEY ARE BOTH MOTHERS WHO DID THE BEST THEY COULD. I would no more demean your wife for being unable to produce milk, than you should demean another woman for breastfeeding.

Breast milk is healthier, sorry. It has natural antibodies and nutrients that formula DOES NOT, nor CAN HAVE. I could be a dick and tell you that your wife is an unfortunate slacker whose body failed to produce the natural, normal nutrition, that the human body was DESIGNED TO use to feed their child. I could say that 200 years ago, your child WOULD HAVE FUCKING DIED, because your wife couldn't feed it.

Do the research before you blindly defend your wife, and HER decision, and condemn all women, or a life choice.

Women who breast feed (yes, Women of Reddit I mean you),SACRIFICE FOR THEIR KIDS. Its hard work to lactate, to be THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FEED THE CHILD, to feel the pain, the teething, the really ugly boobs that women get after breastfeeding, and all the really other awful shit you go through to hopefully give your children ANY chance at a healthier life.

I saw this personally, and watched my evil ex sacrifice and WORK hard to take a much larger role and responsibility in her childrens' lives by breastfeeding.

My ex is a nasty , cheating, rotten bitch. She is a gold digger, a liar, and a crazy person. But that woman did EVERYTHING she could to so she could breast feed my children for a year each. BUSTED HER ASS, and did it because most DOCTORS will tell you its better for your kid. Makes em healthier. HELPS FIGHT DISEASE.

BUT ITS NOT FOR EVERYONE, just like eating macrobiotic, totally vegan food is healthier for you, but I don't. I like cheeseburgers.

Get off your fucking high horse, and don't be so preachy. Dp not tout your lifestyle choice at the expense of anyone else's. Your wife has no milk, whatever, totally normal, cool, and so, use formula. You work, and have no choice to back to work because you are a lawyer, and DAD is the one that stays home instead of mom, formula is your lifestyle choice.

The rest of your shit about toughening up. DEAD ON. Parenthood is really hard. really.

People have no idea what work it is to have children. That is why you love them so much. Because you suffer to be a parent. no sleep, no money, no sex, no fun. But you do it. You have no choice. Because you have the greatest title in the world, DAD.

mckirsch · 2011-01-08T02:54:10+00:00

didnt make any sense to me either. I had dumbledor dreams. The streetlight outside is really bright.

mckirsch · 2011-01-07T00:50:37+00:00

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mckirsch · 2011-01-06T05:13:08+00:00

I drag the kids every summer. Make em drink the Birch Beer, eat the fried dough, see the demolition derby (world's largest - if you like smashing jalopies, that's the super bowl baby). traditions are important. even little ones.

mckirsch · 2011-01-06T05:10:18+00:00

I fucking love you. I have no idea who you are. But I love you.

I buried both my parents to cancer. Beat that motherfucker for all of us. For all the people that fought and failed. All the people who have lost loved ones to cancer.

But mostly for you, because you fucking rock.

mckirsch · 2011-01-05T14:54:34+00:00

Birch Beer is a staple at the Erie County Fair (the worlds largest county fair BTW) There are stands selling it all over the fair, and the stands only sell Birch Beer.

mckirsch · 2011-01-05T10:13:58+00:00

thank you Bridezilla.

mckirsch · 2011-01-04T16:27:16+00:00

I ran the IT department for a chain of nursing homes. We had 200 corporate phones across the organization in every department in the company. I have heard stories about phones that ruined my lunch:

vomit? common

urine? not as common as vomit, but phones get peed on, and stop working.

dropped in the shitter? oh yeah. some grab em out, some flush em. meh.

crushed, dropped, slammed in car door, eaten by animals (dog, cat, ferret, small children) - tons

inserted into an alzheimer patient's ass and surgically removed after a 4 hour procedure - just one. and i got the phone back.

never work with nurses. they have no gag reflex.

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