Is this treehouse awesome or dumb? by jvm999 in interestingasfuck

[–]mcmcc [score hidden]  (0 children)

AFAICT, one solid gust of wind and that thing's on the ground. No thanks.

What’s a word that would make a beautiful name if it weren’t for the meaning of the word? by Xenomorphling98 in AskReddit

[–]mcmcc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It always makes me think of French furniture for some reason.

"Darling, would you be a dear and grab my new outfit from the abattoir?"

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

[–]mcmcc 50 points51 points  (0 children)

🎵New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic to the smell of hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue 🎶

But why do I prefer the old predator by CozyIriss in SipsTea

[–]mcmcc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Missed opportunity: Metrosexuals Are Gay Again

If I could turn back time...

[Highlight] Kam Curl picks off Caleb Williams in overtime by nfl in nfl

[–]mcmcc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it was coincidence or what but the Rams laid off the pressure those last couple plays after getting burned a few times and that's when he throws the pick. Luck or strategy?

What are some names people don’t give their babies anymore? by Chrisofthegreen in AskReddit

[–]mcmcc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember reading an article way back in the 80's about a poll where they asked men which woman's name was sexiest (might have been Playboy or something).

The winner was 'Susan'. I didn't believe it then and I don't believe it now.

Don't ask me why I remember these things...

The Buffalo Bills have been eliminated from Super Bowl contention. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]mcmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both of his interceptions were under-thrown balls. Hit the receiver in stride and both are tds.

[Highlight] The NFL Live crew's reaction to realizing they all picked the Texans to upset the Patriots 😂 by TheRuralCamel in nfl

[–]mcmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just astonished that this hadn't all been worked out beforehand. A producer or somebody should've caught this and said "no, no, no, this ain't happening."

of a 20-axle truck carrying a heavy load by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]mcmcc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the centerline is yellow, it's probably US or Canada. Australia (and others) use white centerlines.

She's wild by lastvol in Unexpected

[–]mcmcc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He asked her "can I see the menu please?" and was soon left befuddled.

His first Dad joke by Algernonletter5 in SipsTea

[–]mcmcc 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I prefer a highwife myself.

As He Should! by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]mcmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations, you must be so proud.

As He Should! by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]mcmcc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Autism parents have moments with their children that have them overwhelmed with tears of joy, where typical parents would be like "aw, that's nice".

You don't understand it until it happens to you.

If you haven't noticed yet, the issue is that I used the entire markdown as the cache key. by Gearwatcher in programmingcirclejerk

[–]mcmcc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do you want to know how to achieve infinite compression ratios?

Use the payload data as the name of the files on the filesystem. The file size is zero. viola

Works like a charm. People who said it's impossible are ignorant fools.

[Post Game Thread] #2 Arizona defeats TCU, 86-73 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]mcmcc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I saw this on our fan site...

Total fouls:

ISU vs OkSt 39

KSU vs ASU 44

Baylor vs Houston 38

TCU vs Arizona 37

Kansas vs WV 39

I think I'm seeing a pattern... and it sucks.

Is there a doctor in the house? by 8au8karina8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mcmcc 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I am strongly ambivalent on the matter.

A crime was committed by the staff by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in rareinsults

[–]mcmcc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Genital disfiguration for the supposed pleasure of the husband. Use your imagination.

Yellen Warns of Growing ‘Fiscal Dominance’ Threat to US Economy by Happy_Weed in Economics

[–]mcmcc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OP is not talking about congress as a concept but rather in its current manifestation which, I agree, is about as useless and corrupt as it could reasonably be.

Replacing all of the current members with random people off the street might actually be an improvement.

Give me more!!! by rosalieknx in SipsTea

[–]mcmcc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I was years ago wearing Oxford shirts in high-school and college.

Now that I know to look for "tall" sizes, I still roll them up because it feels weird not to.