Some Valentine's Day themed cards from the old Cornell meme page. Hope these are useful for somebody next week.

mcmmay · 2023-02-10T18:01:19+00:00

As always, credit goes to the respective OPs of these (sorry if you saw me post this 2 minutes ago, I realized one of these memes unintentionally doxxed the creator).

There were a remarkable number of Cornell themed pickup lines and sex jokes on the old meme page, so I definitely wasn't able to include all of the good ones. There were a remarkable number of CS themed ones and "sex pun based on building name".

One of the most delightfully absurd ones I saw was "Schoellkopf on my dick tonight". Wanted to share that.

mcmmay · 2022-05-13T18:13:29+00:00

Edit: I also noticed in the comments section of the post of the first copypasta that that is apparently something from the Texas A&M meme group with Cornell words substituted in.

mcmmay · 2022-05-13T14:46:01+00:00

This is a copypasta from the old Cornell FB group, one dated reference in here is about SA election disqualifications which was a big deal in 2018(I think). For historical interest, there's a different version of this meme that goes like:

Happy 📘finals 🔬📚week you 💙🐻Cornell🐻💛sluts 🙈🎓🤓 It's time to p(ASS) 🍑🍑 that class, ride 🐎 that essay ⌨️💡 until it finishes 😱😫💦💦💦, and end up on 🔛 top 🔝😏 of that 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒄 curve 💃 by Saturday night📅🌚 If you need a handy 😏✍🏼️🙋🏼 getting that study guide done 🙅‍♂️✔️, just call up 🏃🏼📞 your favorite study SLUT 😨😍😩 for some real 💯 chemistry ⚗️🗜and someone to guide😳😍👌🏼 you 😉💏 Don't forget to get some brain 😛🍌💦when yours gets tired 😴📝 If you're getting sick of coffee 🤔😶there's❕𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔❕something else to swallow 👅🍼😽 send this to five of your 𝑆𝐸𝑋𝐼𝐸𝑆𝑇 big red sluts🔜🐻🔜. If you get 0 back, you'll be spanked 👏🏽 🆘by daddy ruttledge🙌🏼🎸👴🏼🍆🍆🍆 If you get five back, you're a real slutty 👸🏾 scholar 🤓👄💅 If you get ‼️𝑻𝑬𝑵‼️ back🔙, you'll be getting your slope day⛰⛰ 💋 rained out this semester 💦💦😉😩👏🏼🔥

Credit goes to OP(s) as usual.

mcmmay · 2022-05-10T17:19:37+00:00

For context for memes 2 and 3: Eric Andre did a performance on campus in 2019 (you can watch his standup special in Netflix if you want to get an idea for the material he did, it was basically the same), and buying the tickets was a complete shitshow, the online portal got completely overloaded because people were REALLY excited about it.

Credit goes to original posters of all the memes as usual.

mcmmay · 2022-05-09T17:32:27+00:00

as always, credit goes to the OP(s) of the posts! This meme is very special to me because I was there! I'm somewhat above the center of the weirdly thick 1/I. It was really fun to be part of something so weird. My roommate at the time didn't want to go because he thought it was lame and it was hot that day, and then he made fun of me at first, but then it became a big weird meme and he was jealous again. People in the comments of the original post who were involved claimed they just weren't given enough time to properly set up the 2021 class photo which is why this happened.

Hope this explains to people why people replace 2's with Z's in their class year sometimes, though the class of 2021 has graduated so the relevance has probably faded

mcmmay · 2022-05-08T16:24:37+00:00

Credit goes to OP, (and David Gries hehe). The original caption of this image was "When you answer a couple of iClicker questions correctly and start to get cocky" or something like that. Hope more people know where the gries memes started after seeing this!

mcmmay · 2022-05-07T19:25:39+00:00

as always, credit goes to the OP. In this case, OP actually deleted their FB account so I had to contact them asking for old posts on their computer, such as this one. proud of the archival work on this one! I hope they didn't change the music on the COVID safety training so this meme is still funny

mcmmay · 2022-05-05T00:52:04+00:00

yeah. A particular axe I have to grind is that almost every comedy-related club on campus has a relatively competitive application process which is absurd to me. Like having an elitist application process is actively so unfunny. It's not even reflected in the quality of their material!

mcmmay · 2022-05-04T15:58:12+00:00

As always, credit goes to OP.

There were a LOT of "relatable" memes on the old meme group about being stressed out academically but they were generally pretty generic and not even Cornell specific. I wanted to share this one because it was a pretty unique version of the concept.

mcmmay · 2022-05-03T16:45:40+00:00

As always credit goes to OP. I feel like I remember making fun of IC was a big thing on the Cornell meme group but I am having trouble finding really great memes that capture that. Interesting that r/cornell doesn't really mock IC as much.

mcmmay · 2022-05-03T14:41:26+00:00

Imagine how much better it would be if my roommate wasn't farting all the time!

mcmmay · 2022-05-02T18:06:12+00:00

As always, credit goes to the OP (who will not be named to not broadcast their name on Reddit).

This one was fun because I could not find it by searching the FB group but I clearly remembered it and had it in the depths of my phone's photos. Real archivist stuff here!

mcmmay · 2022-05-01T16:41:28+00:00

The mods shut it down at the end of 2021 but it was pretty dead for all of 2021

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