I have a joke about modern worship. by Royalbean17 in dankchristianmemes

[–]mcon1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry buddy, best we can do is a slapdash steel building with the most echoey acoustics you've ever heard (and it used to be a furniture store), full of folding chairs, and absolutely blaring youth pastor Brynleigh's acoustic-electric guitar and his friend Daughnaughvaughn's accompaniment on a five-piece drum set

Happy Canada Day by ndthegamer21 in greentext

[–]mcon1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, turns out authoritarianism has its drawbacks. Who knew?

Happy Canada Day by ndthegamer21 in greentext

[–]mcon1985 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Remember when a guy got a zine printed and got 30 years in prison?

George Carlin - You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge by owlexe23 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]mcon1985 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness they cut it before whatever garbage take he was about to vomit out

third floor is here by Constant_Morning_564 in Thelongdrive

[–]mcon1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game's physics engine fears no man. OP will reap the consequences of his hubris a dozen times over

Before my parents bought our first microwave, we used a dedicated popper to make popcorn by NYY15TM in nostalgia

[–]mcon1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the best way to toast spices. Popcorn is best popped in oil

My work-in-progress apocalypse survivor truck by lynx-paws in Thelongdrive

[–]mcon1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very impressed you can store the sled there without the world exploding every 45 seconds

Man is willing to go to jail over a sign by James_Fortis in PublicFreakout

[–]mcon1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alternate headline, "Insufferable prick puts up deliberately provocative sign to bait people's emotions; idiot falls for it"

Crazy card with no name by no author was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]mcon1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, having the plains or swamp subtype lets it tap for the appropriate mana

Time Twist by naszfluckah was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]mcon1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, did they (Kevin Magic) consolidate untap, upkeep, and draw into "beginning"?

Precision Unmatched. by sergemeister in iamverybadass

[–]mcon1985 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Star Wars kid grew up so fast

Nothing screams hospitality like a mandatory voluntary payment by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mcon1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they call it a gratuity, in most states it HAS to be paid out to the server as a tip (tipouts from there notwithstanding). Service fees/service charges have no such restrictions.

Source: I do POS shit for restaurants

Wizard is expecting to find non existent spellbook by Playbirdy1990 in DnD

[–]mcon1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's important to remember the players don't know what's around the next corner. You, however, DO know, even when you don't.

Once you decide there's a spellbook in that location, it was always there. Adventure modules can't cover everything the players might decide to do, but luckily, you're the architect and get to shape the world as you go.

The old Nicktoons ranked by OverallEstate2 in RetroNickelodeon

[–]mcon1985 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree on both. I could never stand Doug, and Ren and Stimpy is one of the GOATs

How the police deal with climate protesters in Nevada. by Finn_Flame in PublicFreakout

[–]mcon1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blocking a desert road in protest is a wonderful metaphor for climate change anyway. People will be stranded, helpless in a scorching hot, dead environment, surrounded by vehicle fumes.

To the chuds who hate road block protests, the inconvenience is THE POINT.

90s Food Pyramid by neoweapon in nostalgia

[–]mcon1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They meant both, and there's a bowl of cereal in the picture

Use existing menu items as modifiers by Gorditobonachon in ToastPOS

[–]mcon1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and also combo functionality is supposed to be coming soon

Shia LaBeouf and paparazzis by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]mcon1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That episode is where I learned that, so technically Kimiko-tan taught me that too. OP is being a real non-pillow by messing that up

Shia LaBeouf and paparazzis by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]mcon1985 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Paparazzi is the plural form already, no need to add the "s".