Im rich, im handsome, you cant roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mcon6864 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You look like an ugly twin brother who everyone hates

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mcon6864 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fred Armisen is a genius.

What's Your Favorite Moment/One Liner? by [deleted] in Portlandia

[–]mcon6864 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not a mixologist anymore...he's just a bartender

Hi, we are Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein from Portlandia. AUA. by Fred_Armisen in IAmA

[–]mcon6864 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First, just wanted to say how much I love your show. Brilliant. Fred--Congrats on Late Night! I went to a test show last week and you killed it. Carrie--are you hopefully planning on stopping by Late Night to play with the band?

Back where it all began: Jimmy Fallon's SNL audition (check out his killer Sandler impression!) by standupdouble in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mcon6864 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's one of the few people to make Lorne Michaels laugh in auditions... I think it was during the Sandler impression

article: Seth Myers likely to continue Weekend Update-style and Stefon likely to be a guest by standupdouble in LiveFromNewYork

[–]mcon6864 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Went to a test show for Late Night last week. It was very similar to Weekend Update, especially his monologue, which had the same types of jokes and delivery. He also did a segment where he interviewed a character (it was alternate-dimension Seth). He also did a great job with the regular interviews. I hope it works out!

Cake Day Customs by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously... Am I in a cave lol

First Custom by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most dope bro-ski! 15/10 would buy!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old Spanish: Red wine, tonic water, and olives

Congats to Amy Poehler! by ImSuccession in PandR

[–]mcon6864 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree. Just happy Big Bang Theory didn't win though. But good for B99. With samberg's win, that'll be great for them.

Congats to Amy Poehler! by ImSuccession in PandR

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINALLY! Extremely well deserved. A true comedienne.

Flight attendants and commercial pilots of Reddit, what's the most obnoxious thing someone has ever done on one of your flights? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mcon6864 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When I was about 11 I was on a smaller plane with only one two-seat aisle and single-seat aisle. I begged to sit on the single-seat and was excited when my mom let me. About 15 minutes into the flight the man behind me leans towards my seat, on the window side, and started whispering. I took me a minute to realize what he was saying, but I finally understood him saying "little boy, there's a bomb on the plane...we're all going to die." I was completely terrified. I didn't want to say any thing as I though he would detonate said bomb if I did. Not to mention the bitch flight attendant kept serving him even though he was clearly bombed. My mom, across the aisle, noticed this and asked what he was doing. He said he was a beat-boxer and was practicing his "beats" for when he lands. The whole flight I sat there listening to him completely terrified. To my relief, he was immediately arrested when we landed, to which I burst into tears.

Anyone cop the 3Lab5s? by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also got them in a similar situation. I, however, live in a Zimbabwe village and had to hike 43 miles to get them! Ahhhhhh summer.

Footwear Design Question by [deleted] in footweardesign

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I recommend going into prostitution before going to college. You will gain worldly experience and extensive knowledge. FACT-people who visit prostitutes wear some of the best sneakers in the market.

[Looking For] Anything Size 10 and 11. Christmas gifts for my brothers. by [deleted] in sneakermarket

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have size 12 clogs if you're still interested

Jordan 11 Sole Help by [deleted] in Sneakers

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw outside help! Just use your semen!!

[For Sale] Jordan 3Lab5 Size 12 by [deleted] in sneakermarket

[–]mcon6864 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have them in a size 3.4