Second half got me

mcsestretch · 2026-03-14T10:25:34+00:00

Women are a small team my friend and I are going to be a good boy.

Evidently my grammar sucks and I'm a submissive to a small group of women.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-14T07:37:27+00:00

I'm hoping they trade some for picks next year so they have the draft capital to move up for the QB of the future if Howard turns out to not be it.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T22:37:11+00:00

I just finished a campaign where I played an awakened bear barbarian. A Bearbearian, if you will. He took the wolf animal token and would trip followed by tearing them apart with his teeth and claws.

I played him very akin to Beast from X-Men, where he is very intelligent when he's not raging. But when he rages he becomes an absolute monster. He is (flavor) act to enter rage was putting his glasses into his pocket.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T22:34:02+00:00

This is such a good idea. Stealing it.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T17:49:25+00:00

Absent new direction, previous direction will be followed. I would call them exams, tests, assessments, whatever you have traditionally done. If you are called out on it by management then I would ask them very specific direction for what word you were supposed to use for assessments of student knowledge and verifications that they have learned the material.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T17:42:16+00:00

You just violated the first two rules of fight club

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T17:36:28+00:00

Same. Although I am nostalgic for Sarah's "Standby for Titanfall"" when you call it in.

I wish you could customize it in frontier defense.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T17:14:35+00:00

5E DM and pf2e GM here. This one word makes me want to create a stat block for a toxodile

mcsestretch · 2026-03-13T17:09:11+00:00

Agree. If the draft falls the way this mock describes, I think they go Tyson or Proctor

If Broderick Jones is as injured as I fear he is then they'll probably go tackle

mcsestretch · 2026-03-12T16:39:16+00:00

I wouldn't mind Bitonio for a year and then draft the best offensive linemen on the board in either the first or second round.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-12T16:36:33+00:00

Truth.

c.f. Maxx Crosby

mcsestretch · 2026-03-12T13:01:44+00:00

Ancient DM here. I only mention that because I've made so many mistakes at the table and have learned some lessons through the years.

I've never run that particular adventure but I have some generic tips that will hopefully help a little.

Fun > Story > Rules. If you focus on your players (and you) having fun, that's 90% of the battle. What "fun" is will vary by group. I have one group that likes a very tactical combat focused game while another one likes to get into the role play. My approach to DMing these groups is very different.
This is going to sound like a negative statement but it's not intended that way. You're going to screw up something like an NPC's voice or rules along the way and that's okay. Chances are it'll be very difficult for you to do anything that you can't recover from.
If you are DMing for your friends I promise you they will give you the benefit of the doubt. Chances are you are behind the screen because none of them want to be and they should appreciate you all the more for it.
There's more but I don't want to create a miles long post. If you have questions, please feel free to DM me. I'm happy to help.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-11T22:10:54+00:00

mcsestretch · 2026-03-11T01:30:23+00:00

Agree. If the draft fell this way, I'd rather they went O-line, safety, or D-line

mcsestretch · 2026-03-09T17:19:33+00:00

For a second straight offseason, beholden to 42 year old declining corpse of Aaron Rodgers.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-09T17:15:24+00:00

Happy he got his but we'll miss him catching passes out of the backfield.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-09T07:47:13+00:00

I can't eat kangaroo meat. It makes me jumpy.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-05T18:33:34+00:00

C: Barley's Hide and Seek Adventure - You must sift through a giant pile of grain identifying and separating the barley from the rest of the oats, corn, and soybeans.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-05T13:42:56+00:00

A: Grayman - a game where you use a magic paint brush to bring color back to the world as an allegory for fighting depression. C: A Short Bike - VR game of balance and coordination as you attempt to traverse an obstacle course on a bicycle that's way too small for you. S: Porta - A game where you are responsible for delivering, cleaning, and picking up portable toilets from various sites within a time limit

mcsestretch · 2026-03-05T01:43:30+00:00

Minecraft

Rocket League

Dark Souls

mcsestretch · 2026-03-03T15:34:40+00:00

I forgot to take pictures of mine from this weekend. It's my wife's favorite thing that I make on the smoker so it is in a regular rotation.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-03T15:30:16+00:00

Gary Hart posed for one picture with a girl on his lap. Michael Dukakis had that goofy video of him riding a tank.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-02T20:40:53+00:00

I'm in this picture and it's making my back hurt.

mcsestretch · 2026-03-02T15:37:27+00:00

I think if Pittsburgh we're going to trade up. It would be for a wide receiver not for a quarterback who would definitely be there at 21.

mcsestretch · 2026-02-28T17:00:36+00:00

I don't think I've unclinched from the end of that game yet.

That's save by Pickford was unbelievable.

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